Words escape me. Just click here. Now.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1251324/posts

[madmax]

1. Disgusting evil bastardo!

:puke:

[mcg]

48. Here's something even worse - Saint Bush

scroll down, near the bottom:

<http://www.conservativevoice.com/>

I'm guessing that Bush, his daddy, Reagan, and Nixon all got lessons from Rev. Sun Myung Moon on how to be a cult leader.

[Atman]

56. Here's a scarier one...

But it from my own web site, from last year...

[exliontamer]

58. that's it.

If this guy wins I'm moving my family to Canada.

How can anyone vote for that shit?

[madmax]

69. They really believe this twit is The Savior.

Thanks for the link - there was a great pic of Kerry with a baby.

[CAcyclist]

81. Bush's Followers Are Going To Lose Him The Election

Normal people are going to see this and realize that Bush is fronting a cult and he's going to lose by an even bigger margin.

[sr_pacifica]

83. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

Bet they don't like their halos coopted by that ruthless, clueless putz.

[Warren DeMontague]

92. Here's Your "Saint Bush"

[Trekologer]

100. The Daschle Picture is Fake

Look at the buttons on his blazer. Now look at the buttons on the blazers on everyone else. Daschle's buttons are on the wrong side of the blazer. The picture of Daschle has been reversed. Nice try morans.

[progdonkey]

103. good eye

I figured it was fake, but completely missed the jacket buttons.

I noticed the shadow cast by his arm is the product of a high-left light source, while Lott's light source is the exact opposite. The jacket buttons, though, are such simpler pieces of evidence.

God, Freepers really are stupid. I mean, it's one thing to just be ignorant--that can be corrected through education--but to so proudly show a picture that is obviously fake shows a severe handicap in mental function.

[mcg]

110. Here's a link to a detail debunking of the fake Daschle pic

Here's a good debunking going into detail:

<http://www.snopes.com/photos/daschle.asp>

[donheld]

2. OMG gag

they can try to make him look like a saint, but they can't hide the fact that he's really a mass murderer

[Atman]

Man of faith, wearing a very large suit, eating a lemon

What a joke! And are Bushie's ears really that low? That is a sign of FAS, you know.

[havocmom]

16. FAS would explain a lot

Thanks a lot, Barb. Your cocktails have cost the world dearly.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

24. LMFAO

!

[aquart]

3. Just because he said so? But he's a LIAR.

[dweller]

4. .

:puke:


let me guess, Kincaid?
dp

[sandnsea]

5. Shoot this back at them...

[Bongo Prophet]

95. A REMIX

Hey, I noticed I mispelled "Gorge" on you pic. I did a new one if you want.




And a "remix" of sorts on this one...

[sandnsea]

98. Thanks! n/t

[Aviation Pro]

6. Very unflattering....

They're trying to convey a Christ-like visage, but what they succeed in doing is portraying Bush as a mean, cantankerous, angry, old man.

[southern democrat]

7. Is it me or does that picture resemble sketches of the alleged

aliens found at Roswell New Mexico?

[Gloria]

8. Artist forgot to put Bush's false teeth in....................LOL

eom

[ncteechur]

9. Are they f####g kidding or what? Faith in the dollar?

GW Bush is POS. He doesn't give a rat's ass about faith or Christianity except for the fact that he can bamboozle them into voting for him. What a charlottan!!!

[RaleighNCDUer]

86. I don't know. I think he is a true believer in his own twisted brand

of religion. And I find that to be truly scary.

BTW, is a charlottan somebody from Charlotte? Just wondering.:)

[Justitia]

10. Freak me out already why doncha?!

:puke:

Pinched and freaky!

These folks are seriously warped. Seriously. :scared:

[LeftCoast]

11. OMG! If that's on black velvet, I SO want one!

ROFL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

32. Black velvet would be excellent.

It would be a nice addition to a collection that includes Elvis and buxom female matadors and sad, huge-eyed children and kittens. I look forward to seeing them on sale in a corner vacant lot down by the mobile home park.

[Kali]

64. don't forget

Semi Trucks

[LeftCoast]

84. It would go great with my 3D blinking Jesus postcard

You have to see it to truly understand its uber-tackiness. :)

[Contrary1]

101. Me too...

I have already relocated this picture, formerly known as my most favorite piece of art,
to a far less prominent place in my home in breathless anticipation.

[Aviation Pro]

12. Plus...

It looks like he's about to blow chunks.....

[Eye and Monkey]

13. Based on this photo

[alittlelark]

23. He looks RIGHTEOUSLY DRUNK

and somewhat confused by the sign he's looking at.

[Eye and Monkey]

37. well, that is allegedly a photo of * at a 911 memorial service

[alittlelark]

66. alledgedly, according to me, a pic of a drunk chimp

feigning interest in 'something'.

If that was his expression at a 9-11 memorial - he's been drinking for longer than I thought.

<updated for freeper spelling>

[Eye and Monkey]

74. that's why I wrote allegedly

[Lex]

Gross! What's that? Another spitball on his face? Ewwww.

[sr_pacifica]

85. You're right, there's something there all right. n/t

[RaleighNCDUer]

91. I know that look.

That's what my dad looked like, in the last year before he went into the 'rest home' with Alzheimers.

I wonder if he also sees ghosts standing at the foot of his bed.

[seraph]

14. YIKES!

That would scare women and small children.


Damn them freeptards is fuhnny!
:crazy:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. **********!!!

I sorta choked there, too. Don't know whether to laugh hysterically or :puke: my guts out. I have to say, though, that for a Man of Faith he sure looks like thirty miles of bad road -- all wrinkly and whupped-looking and his suit is too big. Jeebers, who comes up with this stuff??

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. WHy would they make him look

so damn awful????

Ick, I mean seriously that is one of the most unflattering renditions of him I have ever seen, and that's saying a lot around here.

[TexasSissy]

18. Oh, that's the most horrible pic I've seen. We need to disseminate this.

[peppersnick]

19. HAHA.. the lighting on his face looks like there's fire on the other end

HOLY HELL!!!

[milkyway]

20. Spread this everywhere along with Ron Suskind's article. It will scare

the crap out of most people. Way to go, freepers! You forgot this is supposed to be the United States of America.

[cyr330]

21. I was sitting here at my desk

And I was drinking a diet Pepsi. . . When that utterly repelling picture came up on my screen, I spit the Pepsi right back up out my mouth and nose at the same time. My eyes are just streaming, and I've been laughing so hard I almost feel sick right now. . . .

[Proud2BAmurkin]

45. My exact reaction.

LMAO

[Hepburn]

22. OMG....I WAS eating a salad when I clicked this open....

....but now I am doing a lot of this.....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Next time, a warning please.......this has to be the most EVIL thing I have ever seen!

[lolamio]

25. Man, that's just creepy.

[gohawks]

26. " He looks constipated :( "

even the freepers think it is weird...

[Warren DeMontague]

90. Yeah, that's a bad sign

especially when they say it should be on plates selling on QVC.

[Hello_Kitty]

27. Even the freeps are embarassed by it. n/t

[progressivebydesign]

28. glad I had a light dinner.. or else I'd...

:puke:

Seriously, Even the freepers can see how bad that photo, and the "artwork" depicting it, is.

Wow.. Bush shed a tear. Gosh.. Clinton shed tears, and they hated his guts and had bumper stickers advocating harm to him. WHAT makes Bush (who is a colossel fuck up) and Clinton (who is a great president), something to be in awe of? Are conservative Christians generally that easily led? They are just not impressing me right now..

[Sugarcoated]

29. I can't stop laughing, my spleeeeen

[exliontamer]

30. Yeah, but here's the sad part

Go out to the Red States and they eat that shit up.

Frankin Mint'll make a fucking commemorative plate and every clodhopper in Witchita will be lined up to get it.

[Tweed]

38. Fat chance, even the Freepers hate it

Click on the link. The Freepers want the picture to go away.

[exliontamer]

53. They say that in public

But in their hearts they're dreaming of an oil-on-black-velvet masterpeice.

[elperromagico]

31. Why did they paint smoker's lines around Bush's mouth?

I thought only Laura had those.

[janx]

44. Those are not just smokers' lines--

In earlier centuries, corpses' lips were sewn shut. You will see that in Halloween renditions and in photos of corpses from the last century.

The exaggerations of these lines is not good.

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. He looks like a turtle or a shriveled up prune

either way he is :puke:

[PermanentRevolution]

34. Most of the freepers seem kinda creeped out by it...

"He looks constipated :("

"That picture weirds me out."

"horrible."

"Please don't disseminate this picture. It is not true to life, it is overly affected. Besides, Bush would never wear such an ill-fitting suit."

"Looks like it ought to be on a commerative dinner plate set offered on QVC for three easy payments of $9.95"

"Can someone post a pic of YODA to compare?"

"He looks like his dentures don't fit.."

"This is not a flattering portrait of President Bush or of his Faith in God.
Moderator, please take this down."

"It's a terrible picture. He does looks like a constipated child playing dress up in Daddy's clothing. Yuck."

Never thought I'd say it, but some of them may actually be able to see reality with a good pair of binoculars...

[knowbody0]

35. why did you do that to me???

now i am really so frightened about their reality

[crispini]

36. The Freepers don't like it any more than we do, heh.

He looks constipated :(

That picture weirds me out.

Please don't disseminate this picture. It is not true to life, it is overly affected. Besides, Bush would never wear such an ill-fitting suit.

To: Se7eN
"He looks constipated :("

Quite the contrary, he looks like he made boom-boom in his pants.


Looks like it ought to be on a commerative dinner plate set offered on QVC for three easy payments of $9.95

LOL, the comments are better than the picture. :D

[AnIndependentTexan]

49. I'm sort of scared because I actually agreed with a freeper on this one

It is the end of the world people well for Bush!

[sr_pacifica]

88. yeah, me too. I guess some of them aren't THAT far gone. n/t

[Atman]

51. Besides, Bush would never wear such an ill-fitting suit

Except, look at the photo. He IS wearing such an ill-fitting suit. Shows how much they know their man!

[Silent3]

39. Oddly enough...

...this picture looks more like the unholy lovechild that would result from a cross between George Bush and Pat "he said no casualties" Robertson. Maybe this is why we need to ban gay marriage before it's too late and geneticists make such combinations possible. ;)

[janx]

40. Oh MAN...

The lines above and below his lips...

[DuaneBidoux]

41. I'm a man of faith too. I;ll have faith I can write this check without

money in the bank and it will clear. I'll have faith that I don't need to change the oil in my car, and it'll keep running, I'll have faith that my army of invaders will be greeted as liberators...

[K8-EEE]

42. LOL! St. George, Patron Saint Of Lemon Suckers

Cripes!!! That is TOO much.

[Ms.Victory]

43. WTF!!!! ??

He looks like Count Dracula.

[Pithy Cherub]

46. barf, hurl, upchuck, vomit, throw-up

rinse, wash, repeat! ICK!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

60. calling the Japanese PM

.

[blondeatlast]

47. Post a WARNING next time, willya? Yeegads! nt

[crispini]

50. Bwahahah, now they're getting into a big discussion of copyright

and someone is pointing out that she's violating copyright by doing this. So someone ELSE posts a different picture and says:

"To: LUV W
I would like to see Linda paint this sometime.
It was found on my pc while surfing the internet therefore its mine and I give her full permission. "

Bwahahahahahaha! talk about completely missing the point about COPYRIGHT! I've stolen it, therefore it's mine!

[Texas_Dem]

52. Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche

[mcg]

54. It looks like he's going to hurl

Even he's disgusted by the nauseating filth in his mind.

[LittleClarkie]

55. Even the Freepers are making fun of it

Asking for pictures of Yoda with which to compare. That's terrible.

He looks alittle like they morphed him with Pat Robertson. Weird.

[jhain]

57. is that Bush or Pat Robertson?

betcha they thought it was a stroke of genius to morph W into Pat.

Until today.
BAWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[PerfectSage]

59. Yes satan loves me

Bush: "Uh, gosh, I feel like :puke: cuz I don't think that picture is real, it looks kinda like one of those uh, eggs-aggerayshuns."

[endnote]

61. But DID you read some of the FREEPERS replies?!!!

Here are some:

"To: IPWGOP

He looks constipated :( "


"To: IPWGOP

That picture weirds me out."


To: Se7eN
"He looks constipated :("

Quite the contrary, he looks like he made boom-boom in his pants.

To: Se7eN

He looks like his dentures don't fit..

To: CyberAnt

It's a terrible picture. He does looks like a constipated child playing dress up in Daddy's clothing. Yuck.

[siliconefreak]

62. Is The U.S. Becoming a Theocracy?

That awful picture is one more reminder that the evangelicals are taking over. The quality of the picture is bad enough - did the "artist" have to make it even worse by substituting a cross for the American flag lapel that he was actually wearing? :puke:

[4_Legs_Good]

63. You may have faith enough to move mountains, but if you have not loved...

or have bombed over 15,000 civilians, you are nothing.

david

[ruggerson]

65. Doesn't it look like some strange reptilian thing is about to slither out

of his mouth?

[expatriate]

67. Sheer unadulaterated, nauseating madness!

This is the kind of thing that makes me glad to be very far away.

[Sparkly]

68. Isn't this "Idolatry?" n/t

[NJCher]

70. Look at the collar

Nice, uplifting collar to accommodate shrubbie's transmitter box in the middle of his back.

I must say, Linda has done a remarkable job of capturing the dumb, vacant look in his eyes.

And my, what an interesting turkey neck. It glows! Gobble gobble!


Cher

[txindy]

71. Is he trying to swallow his lips?

They made him look AWFUL! Not that I'm complaining, but still.... What were they thinking?! :eyes:

[in_cog_ni_to]

72. Where are my darts?

:puke: Bastard. I wonder if he knows how much he's hated here at home and abroad? :puke:

[ogradda]

73. thanks a lot

the retina's just blew out of my eyeballs.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

75. Heh

the freepers daring to say anything negative about the picture were told to "repent before God."

How do agnostic/atheistic freepers handle that kind of stuff? You'd think it'd really get up their ass after a while to be told to get on their knees so much.

ARE there any??? I'm a Christian and don't think it's other people's place to tell me to repent before God for not liking a PICTURE for crying out loud!

[The_Casual_Observer]

80. repent before God

But go shopping first.

[bloom]

76. That is so funny and scary at the same time...

I sort of feel bad for the artist... :( having everyone talking about how constipated he looks and all.


I think it looks like he wants to beat the crap out of somebody -and then it says "Man of Faith" - it's just too weird. :silly:

[Julien Sorel]

77. ROFL

He looks like he's attending a funeral. As the guest of honor, as it were.

[JusticeForAll]

78. Is he about to spit blood?

and show us his forked tongue?

I think so, I really do.

This looks like something more out of the Omen than a pious depiction!

[sr_pacifica]

79. Whatsamatter with his mouth? n/t

[Contrary1]

82. Damn...

you could have at least warned us.

[high density]

87. He looks like he's about ready to cry and puke at the same time

I think Bush is giving people of faith a bad name. When things go wrong Bush seems to just kneel down and pray, and he doesn't do much else. While prayer can be a good way to get a bit of comfort when the world seems to be crashing down around you, I don't think it should not be a person's sole course of action, especially when that person is the president.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

89. He looks like he's at a witch burning ...

[Pax Argent]

93. Thanks. I'm going to go ram knitting needles through

my eyes now. I'm not sure which is worse: that someone created this abomination, or that they felt proud enough to share it.

This is creeepy in an Elvis-impersonator cruise sort of way.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

94. Weak, frightened - and a cross instead of a flag WTF??? eom

[jamesinca]

96. Obviously not Catholic, because they don't like Bush

I posted this in a few other threads, trying to get some milage out of it, I hope it works here.

Here is why the Catholics are coming home to Kerry.
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"A Catholic moral framework does not easily fit into the ideologies of "right" or "left", nor the platforms of any party.... Our responsibility is to measure all candidates, policies, parties, and platforms by how they protect or undermine the life, dignity, and rights of the human person, whether they protect the poor and vulnerable and advance the common good."

"Faithful Citizenship" as issued by the United States Catholic Bishops 2004
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It is a common misconception of politicians seeking office that the Catholic vote can be courted by addressing a narrow range of issues. In reality, the great majority of Catholics in the U.S., in agreement with the U.S. catholic Bishops, will vote for the candidates based "on the full range of issues, as well as on < the candidate's> personal integrity, philosophy, and performance"

Faithful Citizenship, U.S. Catholic Bishops, 2004
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Members of the media- and indeed a few of our own religious leaders- do a great disservice to our church and nation when they attempt to use one or another issue as a benchmark for Catholic identity.

"The Christian faith is an integral unity, and thus it is incoherent to isolate some particular element to the detriment of the whole of Catholic doctrine. A political commitment to a single isolated aspect of the Church's social doctrine does not exhaust one's responsibility toward the common good"
(Doctrinal Note on Some Questions Regarding the Participation of Catholics in Political Life, Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, November 24, 2002, and approved by the Holy Father, Pope John Paul II)
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The Catholic Church teaches that all life is sacred. A candidate for office must understand that the Church stands against any policy or course of action that diminishes life, dignity or the rights of the human person: abortion, capital punishment, war, scandalous poverty, denial of health care, mistreatment of immigrants and racism, to name but a few.

There are 60 million Catholics in the U.S. We take the responsibility of voting seriously. Each of us will evaluate candidates based on what our conscience- formed by reading the signs of the times in light of the example of Jesus in the Scriptures and the teachings of our Church throughout the ages- demands. We will examine the broad range of issues, measuring "all candidates, policies, parties, and platforms by how they protect or undermine the life, dignity, and rights of the human person, whether they protect the poor and vulnerable and advance the common good."

"Faithful Citizenship" U.S. Catholic Bishops 2004.
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There is why the Catholics are coming home to John Kerry. It is footnoted, referenced and quoted that the Pope and any responsible Catholic thinks Bush needs to lose.

[Bongo Prophet]

97. Another Remix

The original is more creepy, though. As others said, very morticianesque.

But here's one for faith-based rehab George.

[GeorgeBushytail]

102. That's exactly how he looked in the first debate

[flygal]

104. God, they probably borrowed that picture from Georgie's wall.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

106. LMAO. beautiful

.

[NAO]

99. They Sewed Up His Mouth so the Drool Won't Flow Out...

...But they pulled the stitching just a little too tight!

[MsTryska]

105. *lmao* at the comments...

"it looks like he made boom-boom in his pants"

[DaveSZ]

108. Their comments were mostly disparaging

[intheflow]

107. Chimp of Constipation, more like. eom

[graywarrior]

109. Looks like a lunger is being readied for the hucking.

[never cry wolf]

111. Am I crazy or are the pics gone???

:wtf: :shrug: