Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

So Dick Cheney's doctor told him he needed a flu shot. Hmmmmm...

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:01 PM
Original message
So Dick Cheney's doctor told him he needed a flu shot. Hmmmmm...
I guess The Dick is in poorer health than I had imagined.

For The Dick to need a flu shot (instead of offering it to a needy old person) must mean that The Dick is in worse health than any of us thought.

Mike McCurry, when slammed by Judy Woodruff about the Dems complaining about The Dick's flu shot, looked genuinely "concerned" about The Dick's health.
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Judy never even saw it coming.
Sucker!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
dogtag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:03 PM
Response to Original message
1. Dick's doctor actually said he needed a rabies shot,
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 03:08 PM by dogtag
and gave him a flu shot since his shirtsleeve was already rolled up.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:05 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Good one, dogtag!
Thanks! I needed that laugh!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Out the Parasites Donating Member (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:06 PM
Response to Original message
3. Imagine Dick...."outa my way old lady, I'm getting a flu shot."
as he shoves her aside and she breaks her hip. Plants his big fat butt down and demands his fair share!

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:07 PM
Response to Original message
4. Dick Cheney absolutely needs a flu shot!
With his heart history he definitely needs a flu shot. So do millions of other Americans. The difference between them and Chainsaw is that he gets access to medical care AND THEY DON'T!!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #4
6. Exactly!
That's the point!

If The Dick definitely needs a flu shot, maybe he's too frail to prop up the freak monkey.

We all know that the 2000 race was only close because of The Dick (and The Colon).
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:07 PM
Response to Original message
5. he's old, has a heart condition, and touches hundreds a day
plus he's the vpotus

of course he should have flu shot. he has dozens of armed guards, for crying out loud.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr 23rd 2024, 05:02 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC