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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:06 PM
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What's your diagnosis?




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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:08 PM
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1. Loser Sydrome.
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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:08 PM
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2. alcohol related brain damage.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:20 PM
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8. Yes. Specifically Korsakov's Syndrome
Booze is an ugly drug to abuse.
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WilmywoodNCparalegal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:08 PM
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3. Too much ExLax and booze
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demokatgurrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:09 PM
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4. It seems he already has plenty of doctors in white coats.
Hmmm..... maybe they finally came for him.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:13 PM
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5. Defeat, The Insult Comic Chimp
He can take that puppet show on the road back to Crawford, come November.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:14 PM
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6. Fucking nuts
excuse my french

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Chiyo-chichi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:19 PM
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7. compulsive liar.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:27 PM
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9. That picture was taken
by someone with a time machine. It is of former President Bush in a mental hospital. The doctors have determined that it is in his best interest that they humor him by pretending that he is still President. They have therefore constructed an elaborate ruse to maintain the illusion.

Bush still hasn't thought to ask why all the people attending his press conferences and rallies now wear white coats.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:54 PM
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13. Every time I see that photo.. at first I think Kerry is Paul McCartney
I guess there isn't really that much of a likeness, but I do a double take every time!
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:00 PM
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20. Well, at least this sig picture
isn't grossing people out and offending their sensibilities like my last one was. I had to change it, I was getting so much negative feedback.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:08 PM
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25. I missed that LOL
What was your last sig line photo?
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:34 PM
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26. Two actually,
reproduced right here, just for you.




I thought they were funny, but alot of people seemed to be pretty offended by them, so I went ahead and took them down.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 07:33 PM
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28. Not any more offensive than any other photos of that...
dick! LOL
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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:28 PM
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10. His body has been invaded buy the spirit of Hitler. Zieg Heil.
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expatriate Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:46 PM
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11. Korsakov's syndrome
I've seen many people with this condition (my DH used to work in an aged care facility). They speak exactly like Bush does. My father also developed it from his habit of 2-3 martinis a day since 1950. He developed the same weird speech patterns and inability to concentrate prior to his death.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:52 PM
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12. Brain tumor
I stand by my original diagnosis!
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:54 PM
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14. Watch his left hand/arm
I noticed a couple of years ago that there's something strange about it.
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:55 PM
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15. HA,
Look at the doc front row our left. Clutching his crotch and waving to his mommy... :hi: "hi mommy, I'm on the tv screen!"
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Out the Parasites Donating Member (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:58 PM
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18. I think that doctor is getting ready to "practice his love"
after the rally. He's got a line around the block waiting, if Bush would just shut-up he could get back to business.
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doni_georgia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:56 PM
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16. Ed Sullivan's Disease?
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NAO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 04:56 PM
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17. Malignant Egophrenia - See Article Titled "The Madness of George Bush"
THE MADNESS OF GEORGE W. BUSH: A REFLECTION OF OUR COLLECTIVE PSYCHOSIS by Paul Levy (short version)
http://www.awakeninthedream.com/georgews.html

THE MADNESS OF GEORGE W. BUSH: A REFLECTION OF OUR COLLECTIVE PSYCHOSIS by Paul Levy (long version)
http://www.awakeninthedream.com/georgew.html
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johnnyrocket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:00 PM
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19. A moran that needs to get a brain.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:06 PM
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21. fascistoholism
way addicted to whatever chemical cocktail they feed him to keep him nonpsychotic.

Poppy was addicted to Halcyon when he was pretending to be President.
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:06 PM
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22. Four More Toes!
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:07 PM
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23. too much hard work
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freeminder Donating Member (407 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 05:08 PM
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24. Final hiccup with spastic reflex <eom>
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 06:00 PM
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27. He is healing America
He is anointing legions of healers to go out through the country to fight the oncoming flu epidemic with nothing more than the laying on of hands.

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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 07:39 PM
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29. He looks insane
:scared:
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