When Bush loses there will be MAJOR document shredding at the White House

[AnIndependentTexan]

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Prediction: When Bush loses there will be MAJOR document shredding at the White House

By Jane Stillwater

Al-Jazeerah, October 22, 2004

http://jpstillwater.blogspot.com

How do you delete a hard drive? Karl Rove had better find out fast!

He should call up Richard Nixon's secretary and ask her how to erase audiotapes too. "You just accidentally hit the erase button with your knee."

When George Bush becomes a lame duck, the only sound you will hear in the West Wing will be the whir of the document shredding machine.

Lists of people who made illegal campaign contributions? Gone.

E-mail wisecracks about the gullibility of right-wing Christians and bad Jesus jokes? "How does Jesus bite his nails...." Deleted.

Taped conversations from the Oval Office? Plans for dirty tricks? "We gotta have a new Pearl Harbor. How does the autumn of 2001 in New York City sound to you?" And "Let's see -- we could run a smear campaign on Dan or Barbra. Nah, we did that before. How about the Pope? Does he have a wife? We could claim that he's a homo...." And "Did we con those buffoons who actually think that a fetus is a baby or what?" And "Outsourcing? Union-busting? How can we get Americans to work for two dollars an hour?" Two dollars a DAY was going to be their optimum goal.

When George Bush is defeated in November, whole warehouses of "Presidential Papers" will suddenly disappear. That paper mache Thanksgiving turkey that Dubya was planning to serve to the guys in Iraq again this year? Tossed -- along with that old "Mission Accomplished" banner. Even the document proving that Laura Bush's chocolate chip cookie recipe was plagiarized from Betty Crocker will be zapped

[Raster]

1. The market for Shredder Futures is EXPLODING!!!

[RevCheesehead]

2. What exactly makes you think those people can write?

[oly]

3. Pardons for everyone -- Bush pardons self.

[ewagner]

4. No question about it!!!

I wish there was some way the FBI could escort him out of the offce on Nov 3 and impound the whole place