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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:16 PM
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I JUST CAME FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE SHE-DEVIL kATHERINE HARRIS
and I squinted my eyes at her. She returned the looks with questions marks in her eyes.

I just attended a debate between Jan Schneider and Katherine Harris. The debate focused on veteran's benefits. There looked to be about 275/300 people there and Jan's support was 2 to 1 over Katherine's, mostly Veterans for Kerry and Jan Schneider.

The only thing I didn't like was that both Jan and Katherine agreed on most of the issues. However, Katherine needed to read most of her responses from her notebook, while Jan spoke from the heart and uses voice reflection which is very effective after listening to Katherin's robotic rhetoric.

At the end of the debate, everyone got a chance to meet the candidates. I walked over to where both Jan & Katherine were being interviewd (Jan by Faux News, hahahahah) and I came face to face with the She Devil. We locked eyes, I squinted like Forest Gump at Jenny's anti war boyfriend. Katherine looked back at me like a doggie when he sees something he doesn't understand.

Oh, and my husband booed at something Katherine said at the beginning of the debate so the moderators stopped and made an announcement that we could not boo anyone. But it threw Katherine off and made her aware of how hated she is. It pumped up Jan and she came on strong with passion and commitment to the vets.

There ya have it. Another job well done by democratic activists in Sarasota. We're gonna win this thing, people. The Bush people were a little intimidated by us.

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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:17 PM
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1. Did you view her through a mirror?
I'm not quite sure how you were able to type with stone fingers.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:19 PM
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6. And that snakebitten face must be painful
The Medusa walks among us. Good luck FL!
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oldschoolguy Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:17 PM
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2. Strange..
I can't believe she didn't understand the feeling you were trying to convey.
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AIJ Alom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:18 PM
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3. Excellent. Keep it up.
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klook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:19 PM
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4. Good job!
She's lucky you didn't have a pie.
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:24 PM
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8. LOL!
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:19 PM
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5. Were you armed with garlic and holy water?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:24 PM
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7. I was surrounded by big, vietnam vets.
Edited on Fri Oct-22-04 02:25 PM by graywarrior
She's dresses in business/prostitude attire, I might at. Lots, and I mean LOTS of makeup, especially the rouge, and I mean ROUGE, not blusher.

Am I being catty? Meee-ooowwww.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:31 PM
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13. Yeah, what's up with that attire
Her suits look like they would melt if they came into contact with a heat source and her hair always looks like a helmet.

You should have snuck up behind her with one of Bill's loofahs and scrubbed the first few layers of goop off her face.
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:25 PM
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9. I had a similar experience but with Karen Hughes.
We got squished together at the Tempe Debate in the Spin Room Afterwards. It was so crowded we couldn't move and we were nose to nose and trapped. I smiled and she was left glaring at my Kerry Credentials and my button. I remember thinking "this is what it is like to be standing next to the "real" President of the United States." Lol. You rock. Job well done
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:28 PM
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12. THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
That is truly the stuff that nightmares are made of. How could you keep yourself from stomping on her feet?
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:54 PM
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20. Actually we were both having to stomp on each others feet!
It was that close. And she was mad. She had just thrown a fit after Chimpy's performance and had been throwing stuff and screaming at her people, but when they turned the cameras on , she was oh so proud of her Chimpy. He won the debate. It was weird. I expected her head to spin around!
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 04:37 PM
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23. Hearing of Karen's tantrum makes my day. . .thanks for sharing
So clear that she will SAY ANYTHING to keep her boss in power.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:27 PM
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10. I would have asked her...
If J.E.B. was good in the sack?
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No Mandate Here. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:34 PM
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15. No, that was the ex playboy bunny who ran the state
department of information, or some other. We had a nice photo of her in our email inbox, but it is gone.

Much less makeup to wade through.
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DRoseDARs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:28 PM
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11. Get someone to shine a flashlight in your eyes to check and see...
...if she sucked out your soul while no one was looking and couldn't help you.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:32 PM
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14. LOL. She better check to see if I didn't suck her soul out
Oh wait, she has no soul.

All I could think while I was standing there was, "Shit, she's the same size as me. I could take her." For a minute I was back in Lynn Mass thinking about my old barroom brawls.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:49 PM
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19. And she's still upright and breathing?
What the hell kind of warrior are you? It definetly would have been worth the jail time to do serious harm to that witch.
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:37 PM
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16. Washingtonian Magazine recently rated her
worst congressperson of the current session. Not sure what parameter they were juding on. Maybe evil? Deviousness? Not stupidity - she may be a lot of things but I don't think stupid is one of them.
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:38 PM
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17. In the same room with her?
Make sure you take a long, hot, cleansing shower...
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:41 PM
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18. How can you type after being turned to stone? n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 03:12 PM
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21. I was 5 feet away from her and looking her in the FACE!!!
I will need to drink a lot tonight to banish the memory of her from my mind.

She looks and talks like a robot. I saw wires and cables attatched to her.
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 03:35 PM
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22. LOL. Let me buy the first round!
:toast:

Wow. That's brave. No need to go to a Haunted House this Halloween season after that encounter.
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 04:41 PM
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24. Have one on me...
:beer:

aw hell, make it two

:beer:
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 04:41 PM
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25. You are so brave. Keep up the good work!
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