If Bush and Kerry were animals, what would they be?

[seaj11]

Try to think of something besides elephant and donkey (and chimp).

I'd say Bush was a mosquito and Kerry was a tiger.

[Zen Democrat]

1. Kerry a thoroughbred racehorse; Bush a CHIMP, of course.

[Bullshot]

19. Bush would be a lemming,

leading his stupid followers over the cliff.

A dolphin would be a good comparison to Kerry. Athletic. Intelligent. Communicates across lines.

[meti57b]

2. Few animals are as incompetant as bush.

[PartyPooper]

3. Kerry an owl; Junior a snake in the grass.

[Hog lover]

4. Bush = hyena / Kerry = stallion

on edit: apologies to all hyenas

[Hepburn]

5. Hmmmmmmm.....

....Bush would be a weasel with a mangy coat and BO....and Kerry would be a big, protective, but warm and friendly dog.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. I don't get it.

If they were animals they wouldn't be running for President.

[Spiffarino]

9. Freeeeee you miiiinnnd, A-S...

;)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. You mean if I free my mind

then they could be animals and still run for President?
Why not just have regular normal animals run for President?
I don't want people that are running for President to be
turning into animals. It's hard enough to be Undecided
as it is.

[Spiffarino]

7. I disagree

If Kerry were an animal, a higher primate would suit him. Therefore, he'd be a chimp or a bonobo. Bush would be more like a gerbil; cute, minimally intelligent, and very low on the food chain.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. I can't imagine Bush as an animal

because animals aren't evil, even the ugly or dangerous ones. But if you want to get anthropomorphic, I suppose he'd be something non-mammalian, dumb and bad-tempered, like a Nile crocodile. Or maybe a poisonous jellyfish.

[Sporadicus]

10. * as a Snapping Turtle?

[NEOBuckeye]

11. Kerry = Eagle; Bush = Ostrich

So the DNC says. B-)

[cheshire]

17. Great ad too.

[Shadow30]

12. Bush is a Vulture,Kerry would be a cougar...

...and by the way Cheney would be a vampire bat!

[atommom]

14. Bush would be a blood-sucking parasite; Kerry an eagle. nt

[PerfectSage]

15. Kerry would be a wolf...

...about to pounce on chicken Dubya. Does Bush shave the white chicken feathers off his chest and back before he takes his shirt off in public?

Bush: "Uh, gosh, I don't think I ever said cocka-doodle-doo at four o'clock in the morning, that's kinda one of those uh, eggs-aggerayshuns."

B/C No Mo’ Years :party::toast:

[cheshire]

16. In Kerry's Ad in Nevada He is the eagle and * is a otritch.

[Jasper 91]

18. Well as Bush only has one brain cell

He'd make a pretty good amoeba . John Kerry would have to be an intelligent animal with an open , friendly nature , so perhaps he could be a dolphin .

[noamnety]

20. Kerry is a bomb-sniffing german shepherd

Security-minded, doing his job flawlessly, but also takes time out just to play and be friendly.

Bush? a leech.

[exsoccermom]

21. bush would be a mole rat

and Kerry would be a blue whale--awesome

[GreenArrow]

22. Kerry a horse, Bush a badger...or maybe a hyena

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[GreenArrow]

23. actually, Bush and Kerry are already animals

of the human variety.

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. Welcome to DU. Ummmm um.. tapeworm and bassett hound

[seaj11]

25. I like the comparisons

of Bush to anything that's a bloodsucker. I also like the comparison of Bush and his followers to lemmings. :D