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BillZBubb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:54 PM
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Wouldn't you love to see the look on the Chimperor's face
exactly when they tell him he lost the election?

I'll bet none of his advisors has even suggested to him that he might lose. They are probably feeding him Mason-Dixon, Strategic Vision, and Gallup polls. He probably thinks he's going to win a landslide. He doesn't have a clue about what he's in for.

I'd be like Nelson on the Simpson's: "HA HA!"
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:56 PM
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1. looking forwad to it.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:57 PM
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2. Oh yeah!!!
And I'm going to record his concession speech and play it over, and over, and over...

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Hosnon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:54 PM
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13. Haha
Good idea...I may do that as well.
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Firespirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:50 AM
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22. I won't...
Although I would like to see *'s face for a second or two after he gets the news, I'm not going to mar one of the best days of my life by watching what will in all likelihood be a juvenile, loutish, ill-mannered whine. Later, yes. Just not that night.

Nor am I going to look for anything to do with Freepers or their ilk... not even to see the bloodbath/meltdown. (Actually, it probably won't even occur to me... I anticipate being waaaay too wired and euphoric to even think of them.) Then, a day or two after it is a done deal, I'll watch the videos to see how the RW acted and look upon them with proper disdain and ridicule....

That said, I will be counting on DU'ers with stronger constitutions to describe the "event."
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:59 PM
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3. He'll be relieved
He gets to strut around as a former-president, people will still kiss his ass, and he never has to meet another expectation as long as he lives.

I think it might be one of the happiest days of his entire life.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 10:05 PM
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7. He won't be able to leave the country
Not that his backwards ass would ever want to, but he's so hated around the world, no country would have him.
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:59 PM
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4. I want to see him standing there
at Kerry's inauguration! It will be priceless! What do you wanna bet he's a no-show? :D
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BillZBubb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 10:03 PM
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5. Or will he be making faces like the first debate?
I hadn't thought about that. It could be a hoot.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 12:46 AM
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17. Knowing that slime, he will probably ask Osama
and his boys to bring in some special guests for the inauguration, so that he can take the country back....

I fear he will be a sore loser...
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meti57b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 10:03 PM
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6. Once they tell him and it sinks in ... he will be thankful. He has screwed
things up so much, ... he will breathe a sign of relief and chuckle to himself at what John Kerry is going to have to face. That is what I really think.
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:31 AM
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21. while he's standing there
counting his money....that's all this was about.
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tarheel_voter Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 10:06 PM
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8. He'll find out from Tom Brokaw and Tim Russert.
by watching the returns come in on TV.

The folks he has around him are yes men and won't have the guts to tell him the truth on this or anything else!
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:32 PM
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9. Oh, man. If only.
Poppy will cry and whine. Babs will blow. I'd pay admission to witness all that.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:33 PM
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10. "Like father, like son"
How did his dad react? We can probably expect the same reaction. heh heh.

Dad has sure shown an ugly side lately. He's stooped to low-class name-calling, teasing, and racism. He's shown that money doesn't buy class, and he's outdone only by Barbara in hatefulness.

She's still worse than him.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:49 PM
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11. Hell, I'll be content...
just seeing George and Laura's asses boarding the plane back to "The Ranch".

Laura === >
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:54 PM
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12. i have no desire to see that mans face, ever again
not even in kerry victory
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cyr330 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:56 PM
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14. Will he concede graciously as Gore did?
Hell no! We all know the answer to that one. . . . He's going to petulant and childish, and I wouldn't be surprised if he threw himself on the floor and had a major, major temper tantrum! I can't wait!
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TheWebHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:59 PM
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15. during the '92 campaign
when others still thought his dad had a chance against Clinton, GWB was telling the other advisors "it's over," so I doubt he's in the dark about the chances he could lose. Now on other subjects, he does seem to be in the dark, mostly because he doesn't care.
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Ms.Victory Donating Member (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 12:19 AM
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16. I am going to get my laugh on.
I would love to be a fly on the wall!
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delete_bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:09 AM
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18. I want to see the look on the face of the
person who draws the short straw and has to be the one to tell him. I hope it's Condi or Karen.
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:24 AM
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19. He got the shock of his life at the 1st debate...
when the audience didn't bow down and worship the ground he walked on.

Which was why he was back in front of his adoring crowds the very next day. His staff has propped him up again, and he's back to believing he is unbeatable. So it will be doubly delicious when he finds out we kicked him out on his ass.
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Zen Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:24 AM
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20. All the players know the winner by the weekend before the election.
Remember in 1992, Ted Koppel spent the last 24 hours of the campaign traveling with Bill Clinton -- because all the final weekend polls showed Clinton would win.

Jimmy Carter said he was told the election was lost the weekend before.

There's really just another 6 days in this election.
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Is It Fascism Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:56 AM
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24. Yeah, the Chimp will lose
But he lost last time too! The question is, how will we get the illegitmate asshole out of the white house?
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Is It Fascism Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 01:55 AM
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23. Just like the last time he lost
His face will look just like it did the last time he lost, unbelieving, because he knows he cheaters won't give up just by losing!
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