There is probably nothing Chimpy can do better than Kerry

[billbuckhead]

Kerry's over 60 but still windsurfs, rides a Harley and can go hunting and bring back a goose. Chimpy can't ride a horse or a Segway. Kerry can speak other languages plus English. Bush communicates mostly through body language. One could say by pounding on the lecturn and throwing poo. Can anyone imagine Bush as a lover? When Chimpy did a 30 minute Habitat for Humanity photo, he hit himself on the thumb with the hammer. This guy can't even eat a pretzel.

The media has imposed a "studio wresting" version of reality on the electorate. They tell us Bush is the regular guy we would rather have a beer with. Reality is that one could still have a beer with Kerry. The sad truth is a that Bush is a drunk cokehead and religious fanatic who is a world famous boor. How bitter Chimpy must be watching Kerry drink a Budweiser at a Sox playoff game. I can't speak for others but a "saved" and holier than thou spoiled richboy substance abuser is the last person I want to pal around with. Imagine all that pent up anger and frustration. I bet you would end up paying the tab if you went out partying with Bush.

[Slamby2002]

1. I that "have a beer with" crap

It sickens me when I hear that "I'd rather have a beer with Bush" crap because the truth is that he an ignorant, mean-spritited, elitest. In fact, he's probably the last person that most people would want to have a beer with, particularly the losers that actually use that stupid expression.

[Lefty48197]

4. Here's my response to that:

I have a lot of friends that I like to sit down and drink beers with, but I'll be DAMNED if I want ANY of them leading the free world.

[Slamby2002]

2. I hate that crap

[Lefty48197]

3. That's not really fair Bill

Everybody knows the Secret Service won't even let Chimpy handle a loaded weapon. It's too dangerous.

[Astrochimp]

5. have a beer with *?

...But he is an alki, who not only no longer drinks, but also does not let beer around him.

Wasn't there a article in the press, after he took office, that alcohol would no longer be served in the White House?


Wait, yea, I would like to have a beer with him, bet it would knock him off the wagon.

[Cocoa]

6. he can probably run faster

run, Forrest, run!

[Clinton Crusader]

7. What * does better....

Lie, cheat, smirk, cover up his military record, cover for the Saudis, instill fear among the masses, read 'My Pet Goat', bring loathing upon the US from the world, invade countries that havent threatened us, have an arrest record, have DUIs, left side out from serving in Vietnam, mumble, stammer blah blah blah......

:kick:

[Laelth]

9. Hey, that's not fair ...

How can you even be sure the chimpster can read? In fact, I bet John Kerry could read "My Pet Goat" better than Bush. I'd also bet he would have put the book down and attended to America's business on 9-11.

:dem:

-Laelth

[Clinton Crusader]

12. you're right, my bad.....

There is a pic of him reading a book upside down, ummmmm, oh shit, (slaps forehead for effect) here it is!


:kick:

[many a good man]

8. Kerry is more presidential, too

[Hippo_Tron]

10. Hell, there's probably nothing I can do better than Kerry...

That guy must not sleep.

[tomfodw]

11. Well, he can probably snort coke better

He's had so much practice, after all

[cyr330]

13. And Roll Joints too!