America is now Safer from Wolves

[Radio-Active]

You didn't think Bush was clearing brush and clearcutting trees for no reason, did you?

Yes, in order to protect us from wolves, our President has adopted an environmental policy that protects us from the wolves in America's creepy scary forests, the halls of timber terror!!

So you see, America must clear all the brush, chop down all her trees, and the terrorists will have nowhere to hide!

This is a message for the big bad scary wolves:

We are destroying your homes, pre-emptively invading the forests ("safe havens" for the terrorist wolves) to protect America. You can run, but you can't hide!

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1. Good response to a galactically stupid ad. Thanks! n/t