Insane Republican report

[Goldom]

My dad was out today going door to door to get votes for Kerry, and he told me today that he went to one, and there was an old lady, and she said, "Who's there?" And he says, "I'm ---, I'm here for getting out the vote.." and she says, "Who's there? Is it God?" And he's like "..no.." and she says, "I'm voting for Bush!"

[blackcat77]

1. I was a door to door salesman for a while

And I can tell you, there are some real looney-toons out there.

[unblock]

2. just tell her god bless and be sure to vote on wednesday november 3.

:evilgrin:

[FM Arouet666]

3. Poor old dear

That's what happens when you get old, the Alzheimer's hits, and you go republican. :)

[newyawker99]

8. Hi FM Arouet666!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[goodwalt]

4. You think that's crazy? I read on DU

that W is going to win Hawaii....Must stop typing...feel monkey...clawing out...of my ass...must not let...monkey...out...

[AndyTiedye]

5. If Someone Asks You If You Are God...

...say "Yes".

[catchthefever]

6. Right...

Otherwise, the Stay-Puft marshmallow man comes to destroy you! :)

[harpo]

7. taken from ghostbusters...great line

[smiley_glad_hands]

9. Sounds like more of that fundie 'code'.

I don't speak in that language---it requires a twisted and irrational logic.

[AnnInLa]

10. phone banking in South Louisiana, Cajun Country

I can't tell you how many little old ladies I have gotten on the phone who say, "cher' I don't vote, my husband won't let me---now, when he dies, why, then I will vote!" Funny, but sad.