Might bush* have taken the day off at the pig farm because

[Bronco69]

Rove and his handlers were preparing him for defeat? What life will be like outside the bubble? I think bush* will have a breakdown in the next few days because he knows he's going to lose and he's not used to being told no.

[endnote]

1. He's gonna start drinking again cuz God did not elect him

[kentuck]

2. Oh no..they are planning their final blitz...

and exactly how negative they want to be..

[havocmom]

3. Or: He did hear about the missing 700,000 pounds of explosives

and they cannot get him (and his yellow belly) out of his hole.

edited to add color ;)

[Ryan10]

4. 'cause getting your ass kicked in an election is HARD WORK!

[Harlan James]

5. I think is was a...

..."What the fuck do we do now?!" day.

A radical rearranging of the deck chairs in hopes that will somehow keep the USS Bush from sliding under the waves.

[michigandem2]

6. was this yesterday?

or is he hiding today???

[Virginian]

7. They are busy putting wings on the pigs.

and teaching the pigs the basics of aeronautics.

Because Bush knows he will win this election "when pigs fly."

[pocoloco]

8. We may be in trouble!

[KittyWampus]

9. Just Reported Junior Had To Retool His Stump Speech Yet Again

which is essentially an oblique way of recognizing you are going to lose.