Suggestion for the Kerry Campaign: Send me to Hawaii

[Dob Bole]

A new poll has Bush leading by one point. That is reason enough for me to leave my reddish state and campaign for Kerry!

Please?

[Florida_Geek]

1. LOL do you understand the meaning of FAT CHANCE

:evilgrin:

[seabeyond]

2. easy for you to dismiss sitting in florida, lol

but i want to go to sittin in texas. ah pleaseplease, i talk hard and fast, bet i could get a lot to change vote. and will take two little boys that love kerry, they can convince even more, lol

[Dob Bole]

3. No, really...I want to help. I must go to Hawaii!!

I pledge to be really sober and give really important speeches while I'm there :)

[ciaobox]

4. IT's BUSHSHIT! We will win HI, here's why:

Ashcroft has already demonstrated that he is more interested in busting pot growers/dealers than terrorists. You think our #1 pot growing state is going to want four more years of that shit? PUUUUULLLLEEEEAAASSEEE!

[Dob Bole]

5. you're not helping.

Hawaii is in a state of emergency. The Kerry campaign needs to send me there. That is all you need to know.

*waves pendant*

Sleeeeep....Sleeeeeeeeeppp

[WoodrowFan]

6. me too!

I can bring signs and literature and stuff. Turst me, I won't be on the beach. When I go, people keep pouring water on me and trying to push me back into the surf!