To be fair to Philadelphia, bush will bring

[BOSSHOG]

ricky santorum to the city of brotherly love and they will hold their hands high and talk about compassionate hate and rounding up the sodomites. They will spread the positive messages of disenfranchisement and giving the schools to pat robertson. Pennsylvania won't go to Kerry without a fight.

[zbdent]

1. Too bad there aren't any amorous turtles there for him

. . .

[JuniorPlankton]

2. Compassionate hate?

That's a great way to describe Santorum.

(That or "brotherly hate")

[d_b]

3. And hate and fear

and ignorance and pre-screened supporters and a podium he can lean against to read off of for the entire time. Philly can't wait.