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iceman_419 Donating Member (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 08:47 AM
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HAHAHA I just realized that it will be so easy for me to get a job
If you have been listening to the news you may have noticed that most of the people working for the news are idiots. They have no idea what is going on around them and they can't even understand basic economics. They say your standard one to two sentences and then stop talking about the issue. I mean with a future Ph.D. and a minor in Japanese I am more qualified to be working for the news than anyone in media today. All I will have to do is walk into a meeting, speak in complete sentences, "give up my soul," and i"ll have a sixz figure job. I mean I'm even smarty than Tweety. If I come off as being a smart ass, well that's fine, because the way the media works today you have to be somewhat cycnical about it. So if you have an IQ above room temperature even you can work for NBC, CNN, Fox, ABC, CBS, or any of the other "fine" networks. If you guys haven't realized it yet I'm saying everyone in the media business is an idiot and that I can do there jobs 10 times better just by myself.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 08:49 AM
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1. I said that about two years ago
(My Blogs called Make me a Commentator!!! based on this very theory) But nobodies knocked on my door yet. I think that maybe the American public is more comfortable with idiots.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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iceman_419 Donating Member (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 08:51 AM
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3. Connections Bryan
Connections Connections Connections. that will help you out, esepcially if you know some higher ups. Isn't sad though when you finally realize that hard work in America really doesn't mean much anymore. It's who can work the smartest not the hardest.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 09:13 AM
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8. Well in all fairness
I may not work smart, but I don't work all that hard either.

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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 08:50 AM
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2. I mean I'm even smarty than Tweety
check if you get into the biz... another thing... make sure you don't work for a outfit that puts words in your mouth... or worse yet... takes them out before you can speak them....

www.outfoxed.org

http://www.outfoxed.org/Documents.php
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 08:59 AM
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5. i'm blonder than tweety. does that count?
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 09:33 AM
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9. Poor Tweety... so excited... so in a hurry to get one word out before the
other.... so determined to cut people off before they can even begin to answer rapid fire questions... and another thing... isn't his hair bordering on white now?? There must be a lot of stress involved with being such a badgering person.... and furthermore... something I have noticed about certain nooze ankers.... there are a few... who must think that even a half second of shall we say... quiet time.. is anathema to broadcast journalism.

There is one in particular who reminds me of a dial tone. There is NEVER a break, you ALWAYS hear some sort of sound, some sort of word, some sort of verbalization coming from him.. there is no BREAK! It kinda drives me mad and I have to turn it off much of the time.

Please, if you make it to the telly... promise me you won't do as those who have gone before you have done... k? And if you make 6 figures... please do invite the rest of us over for dinner sometime.... :)

Good Luck to you on your journey!!
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 08:58 AM
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4. i hear you iceman
you know the report coming out republicans so not informed compared to a dem. stating bush iq, mine is higher, grinnin, and i am a girl. a woman in voting parking lot challenging me. a worker. a republican. i habe a month ago dropped conversation with people all the way down to stupid. if voting bush stupid. my definition is a brain not being used.
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 09:01 AM
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6. Wow, Doctor!!!!!
I hope your spelling and grammar are better in Japanese!
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iceman_419 Donating Member (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 09:13 AM
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7. One word
ouch
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