New Chimpy talking point

[Thrill]

"My opponent has no plan, no vision, just a long list of complaints. But a Monday morning quarterback has never led any team to victory," Bush said.

[Inland]

1. And if you just fell off the apple truck, you might believe Bush

But if not, you know Kerry's plans are more than just complaints. By the way, what does happen when the quarterback screws up a game royally?

[Sparkly]

2. When quarterback screws up the game, it's

"Don't switch quarterbacks in the middle of the game when we're losing so miserably!!"

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Bush is a jock-sniffing L-O-S-E-R.

If he tried to play QB in the NFL, they would have cut him after 1/2 day in training camp. This is assuming he comes to camp as a free agent, 'cause no one who'd seen game films of him would even consider drafting him for a team.

He can't change audibles in the middle of a play, stays in the pocket and refuses to scramble, can't make up plays on the spot, etc.

:kick:

[Sparkly]

10. "He can't change audibles in the middle of a play..."

I don't understand football enough even to know what that means, but it sure sounds like a great analogy!! :hi:

[DinahMoeHum]

12. If your opposing team's defense has caught on to what you're

trying to do, sometimes you have to change your plan in the middle of a play and dump the ball to another runner/receiver, or scramble yourself for yardage. Bush can't do that - once he calls a play, he doesn't change it as circumstances dictate.

:kick:

[George W. Dunce]

3. Quarterback?

I think he meant Monday morning cheerleader.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Believe it or not I think most people are actually SICK of the stupid-ass

one liner talking points! Hardly seems possible, but it has actually been overused by Roveco! The debates actually showed up the hollowness of the Bush approach vs. Kerry. (Although Kerry, and all politicians, use slogans and talking points too, he is not nearly as completely reliant on them...)

[Catfight]

5. This coming from a cheerleader and a former owner of a failed baseball

team? Yeah..okay, Bush talking football is like a Cheney cuddly doll, just doesn't work.

[Kingshakabobo]

6. Santorscum said something like that on Hardball last night.....

Used the Monday morning quarterback analogy......

Tweety said something like: Isn't Monday a good time to decide to replace the Quarterback? Santorscum: homna homna homna well well stutter stutter....

he he

[Qutzupalotl]

8. Kerry should say

"My opponent had no plan and no vision to win the war in Iraq, but he went in anyway. It's time for this quarterback to hit the showers!"

[Contrary1]

9. I'm from Indiana

Home of the Colts. Peyton Manning is a great
Monday morning quarterback too!

Bush, as usual; is full of Qaqaa

[Cats Against Frist]

11. Neither has a shitty quarterback. n/t