I just had a repug co-worker offer to pay me not to vote Kerry...

[blkeyedszn]

Hahahahahaha!!!! He's getting scared because he knows Kerry is going to win.

I told him to take his money and shove-it!!!

[Walt Starr]

1. Report him!

That's a felony!

[AngryOldDem]

31. My thought exactly.

You don't joke about that -- not anymore.

[LoZoccolo]

32. The more Republicans in jail, the better!

They need to quit hating America and fucking with elections!

[harpo]

33. damn straight...he would do it to you

[Lavender Brown]

2. Wow. That's desperation.

[AIJ Alom]

3. tell me you are joking, because if on the individual level they are

getting that desperate, imagine at the national level ?

Or did the RNC send out a newsletter ?

[blkeyedszn]

12. No joke.

He was dead serious. He said something along the lines of "he was terrified of what would happen to our country with Kerry as president." I love the desperation.

[Kierkegaard]

26. I love the desperation, but I hate that they believe they have anything

at stake here. The only reason they are supposedly 'fired up' is because WE are fired up. The only Pugs I have spoken to (argued with) about this issue have no clear answer for their motivation.

Fear or Kerry's inadequacies (which are untested) are all I hear, and those are not legitimate reasons to allow the continued destruction of over 200 years of democracy.

[xultar]

4. Take the money and still vote for Kerry. How much was the offer?

What state do you live in.

Take the dough and say you won't vote on the 2nd. Forget to tell him you went early or voted via absentee. :evilgrin:

[Randi_Listener]

11. Ditto.

Mega dildos.

[blkeyedszn]

16. I wouldn't feel right taking the money...

...damn morals get me everytime.

I live in Wisconsin and am voting tomorrow via absentee ballot.

[xultar]

17. Take it and donate it to the DNC. That will make it all better! n/t

[Kierkegaard]

29. I will vote absentee tomorrow, as well.

I admire your principles, but you really should report this bastard.

[slor]

18. Double ditto...

take that asshole's money...and VOTE KERRY!!!

[barb162]

27. LOL, LOL, LOL

[Gabi Hayes]

5. well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,duhhhhh....take his money

then vote for Kerry

EDIT....figures.....surprised it took all of four posts to get that response

[wtmusic]

6. Here's a little surprise for him: that's way illegal...

why not put him away and pick up another vote?

[aquart]

Seriously . Warn him that he has just committed a federal crime.

[LibertyorDeath]

7. No take the cash then go vote Kerry anyway & give the $

to Get Out The Vote!:)

[liberal_in_GA]

8. That's Chimpy's supporters for you...

The Coalition of the Bribed and Coerced.

And welcome to DU! :toast:

[wryter2000]

9. Good for you

Welcome to DU :hi:

[Renew Deal]

10. Take the money

and vote anyway.

[jackson]

13. Which state are you in?

You would have to tape it to make it stick in court.Otherwise it's your word against his.

[Gabi Hayes]

14. get a tape of him doing this...get specifics: how much is the offer,

how can you get him to believe you voted for Bush

then, after election day, play the tape (if it's legal in your jurisdiction to do so), cite the law to him, and tell him you're seriously thiking about turning him in: rule of law/Clinton impeachment, right?

make him sweat

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[DaveSZ]

19. Take the money and give it to a GOTV org

Then you can keep your morals in check...or not hehe.

I probably wouldn't take it either.

[zulchzulu]

20. Take his money and vote for Kerry anyway

Pull a Chimpy on him.

[Poiuyt]

21. Was it over $200,000?

It might be worth it.

Oh, relax. I'm just kidding!

:)

[snacker]

22. Whoa...

that's desperation.

[RichardRay]

23. Bid him up

I'll go $5.00 over whatever he's offering to keep you voting FOR Kerry. Of course, it's not a bribe to you, I'd donate it to the charity of your choice.

Tell him that it's over to him at +$5.00.

Richard Ray - Jackson Hole, WY

[ThePhilosopher04]

24. Anyone who would offer to PAY someone for a vote...

is a dumbass on several accounts. One, it's illegal, and two, not only are they parting with their money, but they have no idea whether or not they're getting what they pay for.

I'm tempted to say take the money and vote for Kerry anyway, but I wouldn't want to advise you to do anything illegal. :)

[ET Awful]

25. I believe that's a felony in most states. n/t

[Willy Lee]

28. Desperation. You can smell it.

[zappaman]

30. PT Barnum had it right

I would have taken that sucker's money and voted for Kerry anyway.
Seriously, why turn down free money from an idiot?

[rullery]

34. I would ask him how much he would take to sell his vote.

Then if he acts offended, tell him that now he knows just how you feel about it. On the other hand, if he says he would sell his vote for some reasonable amount, have him get an absentee ballot, show it to you before he mails it, and then watch him put it in the mail box. Then you can tell him that he is nothing but a traitor to what he claims to believe in.

[ciaobox]

35. Take his money

Donate it to DNC, then vote Kerry anyway.