Please - PLEASE - Don't Tell Me The Terrorist Had An American Accent

[DrFunkenstein]

Jesus Christ, these guys couldn't even hire a guy that was actually from the Middle East?

As October surprises go, this has to be one of the most half-assed jobs in recorded history.

The headlines should read: Terrorist Threatens to "Pulverize" Swing States.

But, hey, it's coming from Matt Drudge, so it's probably legit. I, for one, am not going anywhere near a voting booth next week.

[AIJ Alom]

1. let me guess, you voted early ?

[Goldmund]

2. I think it's Parlock

[Proud2BAmurkin]

3. a Texas accent

LMAO

[tishaLA]

9. Like Woody Allen in Bananas

with a big fake beard and a "Texas" accent.

[vet_against_Bush]

4. I am getting reports from senior officials that the man is Matt Drudge...

Look for the story breaking on CNN.

[meegbear]

5. Pulverize?

Wheel moydah yah!

[shraby]

6. They're just trying to take the headlines off

the missing explosives and put them back on fear.

[DrFunkenstein]

7. Where They Belong

The terrorist was reportedly overheard saying, "C'mon Cah-dry, smack me in the face to break the curse!"

(TDS in-joke, sorry)

[Killarney]

8. they're saying it's the American Al Queda guy Adam Pearlman

[RunningFromCongress]

11. err wrong guy...my bad

[PSU84]

10. Yes, he had an American accent because

it was Dick Cheney.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. Was this the guy?

[Beetwasher]

13. Rove Is A MORON

Say it loud and clear! Rove is a MORON and he launched another DUD! Ha Ha!