How much damage will the Bushes do while they're moving out?

[jmowreader]

I expect there to be some major damage to the White House--not trivial shit like keys on computer keyboards missing (as in the Kerry team would ever use those computers anyway--they'll all be over at NSA being searched for evidence, and Bush probably bought the cheapest ones anyway, so they're all falling apart by now) but serious damage to The People's House.

I foresee:

* Holes kicked in the walls--plaster is tougher than drywall but cowboy boots can do serious damage
* At least one mattress with a huge hole in it from having been smoked on
* A number of telephones smashed to pieces
* Dog piss and dog shit on the carpets
* A couple of broken windows
* Many hundreds of empty bourbon bottles, some broken, at least one broken one with blood on it
* Barney dead and stuffed in a planter
* Human urine stains on all of the walls and human shit on the woolen carpets
* Dozens of empty kegs littering the lawn
* Broken televisions all over the building
* Lots of cocaine strewn all over the Oval Office
* FUCK KERRY and THIS IS ALL CLINTON'S FAULT painted in real big letters on all the walls
* And evidence of at least a couple of small fires.

Basically, he'll lose, they'll throw a big shindig and totally trash the building next Saturday night then sneak the Bush boy out of town under cover of darkness, and he'll never return.

[NEOBuckeye]

1. They'll remove all of the "J" "F" and "K" keys from PC keyboards

[jmowreader]

6. Fat lotta good that will do them

You can write all of these sentences without any of those letters...

"Impeach George W. Bush"

"Imprison George W. Bush"

"Throw George W. Bush in prison"

"Execute George W. Bush"

"Deport George W. Bush"

You can't write "fuck that little asshole" without an F key, but the GPO Style Manual very specifically says you can't use "fuck" in a government document.

[Javaman]

16. You know all that crap about what Clinton did to the WH was bull...

In the early days when moron first took office, all these reports came out about how Clinton's staff did all this mischief regarding the missing W's etc. Well about a month later, in small print and on about page 20 of most news papers, the White House, Scott the scum sucker, I speak out of my ass, mcclellen, admitted, they had made it all up. Nothing happened. Just the fist little fuck job or the last one at Clinton they gave as a parting shot. This little incident sort of set the stage for the next four years. And can you guess who promoted this little piece of hateful propaganda? That fat bald fuck, KKKarl, I'll do the thinkin around here and don't you for get it!, rove.

[Atman]

2. Keys on computers all replaced with "W"s

nt

[tridim]

3. But this time it'll be for real

and the Kerry admin will take pictures. :)

[okieinpain]

4. nothing will be destroyed. his mom will hold his ear while he cleans

out his desk. she just could have her beautiful mind messed up by jr, having a temper tantrum.

[durablend]

5. That's assuming they don't burn it down altogether

(slurred)

"TAKE THAT PRESSSSINENT KERRRY FLIPFLOP" (hiccup)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. Nah, the biggest problem will be getting rid of the smell.

[DURHAM D]

8. What makes you think he will actually move out?

If God tells him to he will stay in place and start a pray group. Might declare the White House his sanctuary from oppression by the people.

[DaveSZ]

10. If Kerry wins

During the time between he wins and is inaugurated, the Bushies will sell off much of our pristine and beautiful public lands to the oil, gas, and mining industries.

They may also try to replace Rehnquist.

[durablend]

13. Waco DC?

[Cha]

9. If the last four years is any criterion

then they will blow up the White House just after they are out the door! :nuke:

[peacefreak]

11. I have given this some thought

and what I'm worried about is who he's going to bomb, what he's going to steal & how many people he will pardon. It'll make the Big Dawg's list look like choose up's for Red Rover. I bet he'd love to try to sneak a Supreme or two through. He could a LOT of damage in two months.

[DianeG5385]

12. My biggest fear is that they will strike Iran

When Daddy Bush left office, he left Clinton Somalia and Waco as parting gifts.

[Doohickie]

14. He'll trash a chandelier

just like he did in the rental in Alabama.

[Bundbuster]

15. but...but...he said