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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:40 PM
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Caption Jeb!


"Hey Karen, there's a guy over there who didn't get the blue shirt memo."

"You should see the brother we keep hidden."

"There's a shoebox on that bus that's a more reliable voting machine than what we're using, but what the hey?"
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LVdem Donating Member (375 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:41 PM
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1. Is it cool to pull my own finger?????
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bear425 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:42 PM
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2. Maybe the missing ballots are over there? n/t
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:42 PM
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3. Ha ha, that loser behind me thinks he's gonna get a cabinet
position for kissing my family's ass.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:42 PM
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4. "Ha ha. Those missing ballots must be somehwhere! Nope, not there!"
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hippiegranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:43 PM
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5. "You know what's really funny?
Everyone calls ME the smart one!"
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bushwakker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:44 PM
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6. would ya believe i'm the smart one?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:45 PM
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7. I think he is giving his finger the sniff test...
... after removing it from *'s arse.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:46 PM
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8. This is my gang sign
No, really, I like the "Mosh" vid. That Emmmmineemmmmm is one dope mutha. My black hoodie is on the bus. I'm down. Word.
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cvoogt Donating Member (248 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:47 PM
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9. Jeb the Magician
"Look, I can control the pendulum swing of my tie with my finger!"

Notice also how the color schemes are always red-white-blue, but that goes for almost all politicians
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Shadow30 Donating Member (400 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:50 PM
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10. "Check out my tie,I stole it from Cheney!"
Edited on Wed Oct-27-04 08:52 PM by Shadow30
on edit:meanwhile GW spots himself a neekid woman across the bay.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:51 PM
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11. I'm a fat stupid fuck..whatcha ya gonna
do about it?


I hope john maccain is happy in whoreville!
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:52 PM
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12. Hey, just because me and my big brother slept together in the same
bed when we were kids don't mean nothing. By the way, can you say 'squeal like a pig'? That's a game we used to play late at night.

(Squeal like a pig = like in Deliverance).
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 10:18 PM
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21. I saw Deliverance over the weekend and I swear, the young
Ned Beatty looked just like the chimp and his behavior and mannerisms were so chimpy, it was so weird.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:54 PM
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13. Will the real George Dubya please stand up???
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:01 PM
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14. and they say Jr. has a smirk
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James T. Kirk Donating Member (916 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:06 PM
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15. This election will be a TIE.
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:21 PM
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16. McCain
wonder if he has been welcomed into the world of Carlysle Group and Saudi connections for his efforts.
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expatriate Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:37 PM
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17. "I have THREE nipples! Number three is right here!" n/t
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smuvop Donating Member (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:46 PM
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18. Your prostate exam is finish!!!
And boy what did you eat last night!!!!!
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floridaguy Donating Member (751 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:57 PM
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19. How do you like my Al Franken Impression?
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 10:05 PM
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20. Ah'm the Second of the Stoopid Bush Brothers! n/t
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Fla Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 10:22 PM
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22. Ha Ha my stupid brother thinks I'm going to fix Florida for him again.
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ydya Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 10:30 PM
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23. If you think George is an a$$hole,
wait till you get a load of ol' Neil here.....
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 10:33 PM
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24. McCain just grabbed my ass
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