Elizabeth Dole's recorded voice left a message on my machine today

[yardwork]

I have a message for her - you can kiss my liberal a$$.

She used lying push-polls to get elected in 2002 and as soon as we get chimpy out of the WH I will turn my attention to getting her voted out of office in 2008 - when Kerry-Edwards will be winning a second term in a landslide.

[blue sky at night]

1. How does Laura * grab you?

That's who called us today, to leave a message. I take it they don't do much research.......we have never voted for a republican even once. Hey Laura, blow it out your white honky butt....

[Thrill]

2. Fuck that whore

She came back here won that election and hasn't done shit for NC since she got there. Don't get me started on that slut

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Try getting

seven recorded messages from laura bush.

Ick. Gotta clean out my answering machine with Clorox now.

On edit, I've never voted repuke in my LIFE. Neither has Mr. Moonbeam.

[ncgrits]

4. My dad has NEVER voted repug, but. . .

This summer he got an "autographed" picture of the shrub in the mail. So when we were visiting for the 4th of July, my kids (7 and 12) had the brilliant idea of wrapping that sucker around a bottle rocket and watching the fun!

[Shopaholic]

5. We kept getting those autographed photos too

with pleas to donate to the Repug party! We're all Democrats but both my parents and I live in the same area and the entire precinct usually goes very solidly Repug with every election. Our state doesn't require you to declare a political party when you register to vote but we all have voted in Repug primaries (you know--to uh---better pick the opponent against our Democratic nominees:evilgrin:) so I'm thinking that they either figured that we were Republican simply because we live in the area we live in or maybe they got our names from the Repug primary lists????? Whatever-we had a great time laughing about it and took great delight in uhm. . redecorating the photos. BTW--* looks very natural with a drawn-in dunce cap on his head. :evilgrin:

[expatriate]

8. If you'd let the White House know you bottle rocketed Shrub,

they would have sent him down for a photo op about his new space program initiative.

Good thing you kept quiet!

[msgeri55]

6. dole

check out the number she called you from.I've been getting calls for two weeks,finally got mad and called the number on my caller ID ,you won't believe where they called me from , the answer was"hello, you have reached the do not call list".True.The # was 877-276-1256.:P

[LisaL]

7. I get mail every day, bashing Kerry about this and that.

Today I got a poster with 911, towers burning, planes hitting towers, etc, saying how bad Kerry is on security. :grr: The republicans are just disgusting-using 911 like that. They should be ashamed.

[newyawker99]

9. Hi msgeri55!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: