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Born_A_Truman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:28 PM
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Yes Bush Can Group: Now says "No Bush Can't"
http://www.yesbushcan.com/index.shtml

BUSH CAMPAIGN GROUP ENDORSES KERRY
"Yes, Bush Can" now says "no, Bush can't!"
Yes, Bush Can, an independent group dedicated to communicating Bush policies directly to the public, has abandoned its campaign and is officially endorsing John Kerry for President.

Before changing sides, the Yes, Bush Can team drove around the country supporting the President in a campaign bus they had equipped with sound and light systems, confetti cannons, and various props and costumes. They gave dozens of stump speeches, distributed campaign videos and "USA Patriot Pledges," and performed patriotic songs to audiences across the country.

Last week, the group officially split with Bush. "In the course of our travels, we ended up learning more about Bush's policies than he wanted us to know," said Harmon Spellmeyer, one of the Yes, Bush Can team. "We came to see that this administration is a catastrophe for most people."

Before breaking with Bush, the Yes, Bush Can team worked earnestly to support him. They went to the Pacific Northwest to promote Bush's Healthy Forests Initiative--and discovered it was enabling the logging industry to cut down our last old-growth forests. They visited a nuclear power plant in Ohio to promote Bush's domestic security policies--and found no one in the guard booth to meet them. In western Pennsylvania, while promoting the President's energy policy, they learned that it allows coal emissions which kill 23,000 people a year. Finally, while defending Bush's war on terrorism, they found out that even Donald Rumsfeld feels the Iraq War has made the world a more dangerous place.

After many similar discoveries and much internal turmoil, the Yes, Bush Can group arrived at the difficult conclusion that they could not continue their work. At a press conference Tuesday, in order to demonstrate how profoundly they are rejecting their former boss's ideas and policies, they defaced and abandoned the campaign bus they had purchased and outfitted.

Until the election, the former Bush campaigners will be doing all they can to make sure that Bush is prevented from winning the presidency. They will be joining many thousands of others in going door-to-door to "get out the vote" in cities throughout Florida--beginning with Jacksonville, a mostly Black city where 11,000 votes were never counted in 2000. (Statewide, 179,000 votes weren't counted, more than half of them Black. 90% of Blacks voted for Gore.)

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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:31 PM
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1. Is this for real? If so, then it's true what they say ...
Edited on Wed Oct-27-04 09:32 PM by BattyDem
Reality is stranger than fiction! :crazy:
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KC21304 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:36 PM
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4. LOL
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:37 PM
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6. Well, this is how it would work in an ideal world
They were so profoundly disenchanted that they abandoned the bus they had bought (which probably cost them thousands of $$). I'm not sure I believe it, but it's a nice story.
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JohnnyCougar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:44 PM
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9. They are a real parody group!
They were making fun of Bush by being all dorky and supporting him. They actually went up to Repuke voters and congressmen and gave the "Patriot Pledges."

You will realize the humor when you take the patriot pledge yourself!

http://www.yesbushcan.com/pledge.shtml
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:31 PM
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2. I love those guys! (n/t)
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speedoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:34 PM
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3. As soon as they change their name and logo, I'll jump up & down.
Meanwhile, let me just say... "Holy shit, what else can go wrong for the shrub?!"
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:36 PM
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5. It is genius parody. Link to thread...
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Born_A_Truman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:41 PM
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8. Shoulda known
LOL!
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:40 PM
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7. Why does this smell of a setup?
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 09:47 PM
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10. I Just Posted It at e.thePeople! (a Mixed Board)
I made up a phony story a couple of weeks ago when the Sinclair debacle was unfolding...George Soros bought Sinclair and turned over daily operations to a consortium headed by Al Gore...the content looked realistic. I used a phony header, though: the reporter's name was Barnaby Wilde with Dissociated Press. Nobody bit, however.

This article, however, goes there intact :evilgrin:
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