Need songwriter help for Bush

[Elwood P Dowd]

Remember the old Tennessee Ernie Ford song "Sixteen Tons"?
Need one for Bush on the weapons thing. Something like.....

They found 380 tons in an Iraqi town
Another day older and two points down

St Peter won't you call me 'cause I cant' hide
I owe my sole to old Karl Rove's hide

Come on DU songwriters.

[GingerSnaps]

1. Here are a few lines

Picked up a spoon and I snorted a line
I dropped microdot acid most of the time


You snort sixteen tons of crack and whadaya get?
My brain cells are missing and I am dumb as shit
Saint Peter only knows when I get stoned
I owe my soul to the drug cartel


I'm sleepy I hope that this is alright.