Will Ashcroft Put On A Bin Laden Mask For Halloween?

[DrFunkenstein]

I keep thinking they are going to try to scare the bejesus out of Americans on Halloween ala Orson Welles' s War of the Worlds, but I can't figure out just how they are going to do it.

Maybe they'll release Saddam Hussein into the streets of New York to wreak havoc. That might be confusing, though, because 58% of Americans think Saddam Hussein personally flew both planes into the Towers.

But then again, people are used to the movies where you have to actually see the bad guy die to know he is dead for sure. Lots of bad guys have escaped miraculously from explosions - like the Queen Mother in Aliens.

Do you think they are going to release the Queen Mother to wreak havoc on New York?

(As a side note, do you think that anyone ever gave Bush one of those Saddam masks? Can you imagine him walking around the Oval Office joking around in it?)

[LiberalEsto]

1. No, but Bin Laden will put on an Ashcroft mask

to scare the daylights out of the folks around him.

[MsTryska]

2. Nah. The Crisco kid would never dress up for Halloween....

I vote him cabinet memeber most likely to host a "Holy Spirit House" for the Church Youth Group.

It might include the fires of hell burning bin laden tho.