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frogfromthenorth2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 01:34 PM
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(MUST READ!) VOTERS LIKE DORKS (BUSH), NOT DOOFUSES (KERRY)
Edited on Thu Oct-28-04 09:17 PM by Skinner
By GARY DUNFORD -- For the Toronto Sun
http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Columnists/Toronto/Gary_Dunford/2004/10/28/688085.html

IT'S NOOK-U-LUR: So we both know who will be elected U.S. president next week. The doofus. Not the dork. Every clue to American culture tells you people always prefer the doofus. Dorks rub people the wrong way. Ask Al Gore. Bob Dole. Ralph Nader.

It doesn't matter the world beyond U.S. borders roots for the dork. It has nothing to do with smarts. Folks tolerate, even admire a doofus. They avoid dorks. Dorks are no fun. Doofuses -- Doofum? Doofi? -- often are.

You don't need polls to measure the bath water of America ...


Are they more likely to watch Donald Trump ... or Charlie Rose?

Do they root for Bugs Bunny ... or Elmer Fudd?

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frogfromthenorth2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 01:44 PM
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1. Kick.... for a more "provocative" title.....
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frogfromthenorth2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 01:58 PM
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2. hum...
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frogfromthenorth2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 02:17 PM
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3. Last time I promise....
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 02:22 PM
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4. He's got a point
Socializers vote for socializers even if they're totally incompetent.

We need shots of Kerry socializing well so the socializers have to go to a second issue.
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frogfromthenorth2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 03:19 PM
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6. Sorry, will do next time... :-)
Edited on Thu Oct-28-04 03:19 PM by frogfromthenorth2
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