DEFINITIVE PROOF that BC04 is Utterly Insane | and a song!

[nostamj]

You can't make this stuff up! CNN reported tonight that the BC campaign has a new 'theme song' - STILL THE ONE!

did anyone look at the lyrics? it's insane. just, mad.

sample:

You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun, and you're still the one

You're still the one who can scratch my itch
Still the one and I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun, and you're still the one

You're still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun, and you're still the one...


this is a PRESIDENTIAL theme song? a campaign theme song. I mean, assuming it's ABOUT the chimp, this song is I LOVE YOU. I ADORE YOU. I (yes, I'll say it) WORSHIP YOU.

can you just HEAR Kerry, Edwards or any surrogate riffing on this gaffe?

Did you hear that the President has a new theme song for his campaign? Yes, it's STILL THE ONE. You remember that don't you? Well, I think it's a perfect choice for this president.

He's STILL THE ONE who has not captured Osama bin Laden
He's STILL THE ONE who has not located any WMDs in Iraq
He's STILL THE ONE who has not developed an exit strategy for Iraq
He's STILL THE ONE who has not created a single private-sector job

you get the idea.

I hope someone jumps on this.

my parody lyric:

ON THE RUN (To the tune of "Still the One")

YOU TOOK THE COUNTRY WITH DIRTY TRICKS
THIS TIME IT'S YOUR TURN TO TAKE A FEW KICKS
WE'VE BEEN ENRAGED NOW FOR A LONG, LONG TIME
YOU'RE ON THE RUN AND YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE CLIMB

YOU'RE ON THE RUN, WEARING YOUR GOP FROWNS
ON THE RUN, A BUNCH OF CLOWNS
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN

LOSERS LIKE YOU DON'T GET TO BE KINGS
YOU'RE A PNAC PUPPET, TIME TO CUT YOUR STRINGS
WATCHING YOU SWEAT, AS YOU'RE FORCED OFF SCRIPT
OOPS, THOSE EXPLOSIVES!, I BET YOU WERE PISSED.

YOU'RE ON THE RUN WITH HATE AND FEAR
ONE THE RUN WITH YOUR LIES MADE CLEAR
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN

YOU'RE ON THE RUN I HEAR THE FEAR IN YOUR VOICE
ON THE RUN, WE'LL SOON REJOICE
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN

FLAILING, YOUR LINES ARE GROWING STALE
THE WIND AT OUR BACK, NOW A GALE
YOU'RE ON THE RUN AND YOUR EDGE IS GONE
ON THE RUN FROM A MAN NAMED JOHN
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN

YOU'RE ON THE RUN WITH THAT ZANY ZELL
ON THE RUN, HEADING STRAIGHT TO HELL
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN

YOU ARE ON THE RUN SO PLEASE LET ME SHOUT
ON THE RUN, THAT'S WITHOUT A DOUBT
WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN..

[KittyWampus]

1. "And A Song"

:D

Lordy, it's a good thing you got your groove back!

(I read your thread where you mentioned after 9/11 you hadn't felt the creative juices flowing for a while til you started working on the Review)

[nostamj]

3. oh, I've been writing a LOT of parodies. but, they drop fast

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP (To the tune of "Take This Job and Shove It")

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THESE FASCISTS
FOR NEARLY FOUR LONG YEARS
ALL THIS TIME, I WATCHED MY COUNTRY
BEING RUN BY FEAR AND SMEARS
CAN WE ASK HOW MANY MORE MEN MUST DIE,
ALL THE ONES WHOSE VOTES ARE LOST?
I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR RIGHT WING SPIN,
YOUR PROJECTIONS ARE A LIE!

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP!

[blondeatlast]

2. Well, we know Bunny scratches Dick's itch.

But I like your lyrics so much better!

[nostamj]

4. ya know, it's more the "we're still having fun" line...

in the CNN piece, they showed that the bushies are shooting off confettii cannons. and of course, he LAUGHS at everything.

i mean, WHO IS HAVING FUN?

just sick. in so many ways.

[nostamj]

5. damn

do you need 'poll' in the subj line? :shrug:

[KittyWampus]

6. Try Nader

or even better, Nader's Lesbian Daughter...

[nostamj]

7. "Polls Show that Nader's Lesbian Daughter Stole Explosives"

Photoshop Charges Denied!

[vetwife]

8. They stole that too ! Jeff..Did you see Primary Colors?

That was supposed to be the song of the Comeback Kid. Now Chelsea is going to have to do what Caroline did and say, "Knock it off"
I have to agree bad song for a puke puke War time president and did apply more to Clinton..LOL..But shouldn't be a Theme Song for any presidential candidate but Nobody can scratch Bush's itch but Cheney or God !

[nostamj]

9. i DID read that!

too funny. all about the packaging and completely ignorant about the CONTENT....

[Generator]

10. Did you know

The ultimate creepy creepy of all creepies that ( I read this in Vanity Fair I believe) they had red white and blue little papers dropped at the RNC with the faces of Smirk and Cheney?

Little ticker tap confetti Dicks and Georgies. EVERYWHERE. In your hair.These people are seriously in love with themselves.

Maybe it's the key to their downfall. Narsisstic stupid evil disorder or something.

[nostamj]

11. actually, it was smirk and pickles

on that confetti.

still creepy, of course!

[nostamj]

12. wow.

this forum is too fast.