Secret Freeper meeting thread (Don't worry, DUers can't see this)

[Dob Bole]

Thanks to the patch on Free Republic, you are now able to post in this thread without DUers seeing you.

So, how's the lurking going? Any cool stories?

Please do tell!

[seraph]

1. "Secret Undisclosed Locations"?

ROFLMFAO!!


Gee, they really know how to keep a secret don't they?

[Homerr]

6. This is the other of the two Internets.

[iwantmycountryback]

25. I guess Cheney really has inspired them

[NMDemDist2]

2. LOL for reals? well post that secret stuff RIGHT NOW

ROFL

[Mojambo]

3. "The black pelican flies low tonight"

Psst. Pass it on!

[seraph]

5. "Do you know the hotel in San Francisco?"

[Mojambo]

11. There will be an elderly transvestite at the end of the bar...

That's your contact.

[seraph]

12. I will be the one with the wooden leg....with a parrot on my shoulder

[Mojambo]

23. I'll be the one dressed like an American Indian with a laptop n/t

[seraph]

39. I knew it! You were at the LAST secret freeper meeting!

[VOX]

42. Mayday. New Orleans is red. Repeat, New Orleans is red.

We have spotted cups and saucers in pertinent coordinates.

New orders: The crocodile walks at night.

[txindy]

48. Is the crocodile walking tonight? Or is it poodle mind-control night?

:shrug: I keep getting those confused. Please don't hit me, again.

[hnsez]

69. look at the sun until you see the sign of the 2nd coming

[brainshrub]

4. I'm so glad FR is able to do this.

I've been lurking for years!

Knowing about this thread is almost as good as knowing how we really HAVE found WMDs in Iraq!

[frogfromthenorth2]

7. DAMN... it pisses me off so much to se those !%&*#$" DUers happy

about our EMPEROR crashing and burning.....

[Worst Username Ever]

8. YES! Can you beleive that I managed to get over 2000

posts without those DUmmies knowing! Thank Jesus my Savior that you are able to do this! So, what's next on the agenda of bringing America towards the glorious light of facism?

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Jokes on them

Some of us still have our PF-Flyers Secret Decoder Rings.

[seraph]

13. Can we still get those at the DU Store?

[ThoughtCriminal]

20. Here's what they look like.

P.F. Flyer Jonny Quest decoder ring:

http://www.classicjq.com/artifacts/misc/PFring.shtml

[Dob Bole]

28. Dude!

I've gotta get me one of those. Really.

[ThoughtCriminal]

40. Downside - Secret compartment is too small

for most suicide pills. Recommended for low risk missions only.

[gordianot]

56. I remember having one. Oh my lost youth.

[tomfodw]

10. If we get caught, they'll put us on ...

... double secret probation!

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[mmonk]

15. What does

Dean Wermer have in mind?

[VOX]

49. Put Neidermeyer on it!

:kick:

[Dob Bole]

14. Yar! We be suspicious of stangers 'round these parts!

oops...I mean,

Don't be discouraged by these DUmmies! They can see my initial post, but they won't be able to see the replies!!

[steve2470]

16. I was a Democrat until I had my accident. Ever since then, I

saw the light and found God. Now George W. Bush is God. Life's just a box of chocolates.

[elperromagico]

24. Same kind of "accident" McMurphy had at the end of

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest? :D

[riverwalker]

17. parallel Internets

Don't forget Freepers to Vote on Thursday November 4th. Mark it down on your calender, ok? The Democrat election is Nov 2nd, the Republican one is on the 4th. Tell all your friends too.

[DancingBear]

18. I did both twins

Whew.

[Dob Bole]

21. For this feat, I must shake your hand

*shakes the hand*

[Captain Lance Bass]

19. Red rooster..red rooster...

Ice the penguin

i repeat

Ice the penguin

over


excelent...our secret weapon has now been unleashed....

[Clinton Crusader]

22. psssst! pass it on...

these are your contacts for 'Operation Save Bunnypants'

Yeah I know, LOOKS like the Beatles, but it's really Rummy, Wolfie, Scooter and Bartlett...

over and out

:kick:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. Wait til I out myself on election night...I'm Karl Rove....shhh.....

it's our secret :evilgrin:

[Captain Lance Bass]

29. Karl nice photoshop work :-)

u b da man

[elperromagico]

30. Dark Lord Rove, I bow to Thee.

May I have the pleasure of bugging Thy most holy office Telephones?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Only if you do it on the cheap...if not....

fuck off, proletariat. :evilgrin:

[Dob Bole]

35. "Proletariat?"

Hey, wait a minute...how can I be sure that you're not just a troll on the thread for Freeper trolls? Are you trolling the trolls?

[elperromagico]

27. I'm taking my lurking to the next level. I'm going to lurk to the polls

on Tuesday and vote for John Kerry.

That'll teach the bastards. :evilgrin:

[George W. Dunce]

31. John has a long mustache

John has a long mustache. Sarah likes pancakes. Sarah likes pancakes.
End transmission.

[Captain Lance Bass]

32. error i repeat error

todays encryption was

Sarah likes a long mustache
and
John likes pancakes


please confirm

[Clinton Crusader]

34. new transmission - no scrambling necessary!

Sarah likes long pancakes and John likes Sarah...

respond asap

:kick:

[Captain Lance Bass]

36. confirmed

will relay msg to rubber duck and mothman in Fla.

They wont know what hit em tuesday when the polls close :-)

[Clinton Crusader]

37. tuesday?

no - vote wednesday. repeat. november 3 - wednesday - the diversion election is tuesday - no voting tuesday.

confirm receipt. out.

:kick:

[Captain Lance Bass]

38. polls close tues but

Wed is the "redo" day for those that wanted to change their mind.

[Clinton Crusader]

46. received

confirmed received - do-overs wednesday. affirmative.

out.

:kick:

[5thGenDemocrat]

76. Jenna has a transmittable disease

Repeat: Jenna has a transmittable disease.
John
That's not a secret message -- I'm just saying Jenna has a transmittable disease.

[George W. Dunce]

51. Confirm

Sarah has a long mustache
and
John likes pancakes.

Roger. Over.

[LoZoccolo]

61. The chair is against the wall.

The chair is against the wall.

[Pepperbelly]

41. Which forum should be used for self-outing on 11/2? nt

[elperromagico]

43. Kraut, kraut, kraut. Two with weiners, one without.

;)

[Shadow30]

44. Fellow freepers I was...

...looking over our great holy book today,the Necronomicon ur um I mean the bible yes the bible.I think we should all try and commit at least 3 acts of pure evil before Tuesday,you know stealing a babies lolly pop,kick some puppies,drink the blood of a virgin you know good Republican fun to get in the mood for the election.By the way what should I bring to the Human sacrifice/pot luck dinner tomorrow?Is potato salad okay?

[Politicub]

45. Jesus shakes a leg and bakes it in Moses' oven

psst... pass it on...

[Terran]

47. Like I always say about freeprepublic

It's a bunch of guys living in mom's basement playing Junior G-Men. :eyes:

[maine_raptor]

50. "Zzzzt......October Surprise to Karl, October Surprise to Karl"

"Osama's defrosting, need instructions, repeat, need instructions or a couple of rolls of paper towels, Please respond, Over."

[Spiffarino]

52. Really? They can't see this thread? Kewl!

Sometimes I have really scary dreams about John Kerry giving my mom an aborshin with a frankenstine face and he pulls me out and makes me give him my AK and then he has gay sex with me that I really like in spite of it being a sin and stuff and then I wake up and the bed is all wet.

[Moderator]

53. BOO!!!!!

:D

[Dob Bole]

60. haha...

Thank you Moderator. I'm a great fan of your work, too!

:D

[AnIndependentTexan]

54. Kerry won in their poll and they had to figure out who freeped it [Secret]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1204503&mesg_id=1204503

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

55. Where are Will Pitt and matcom? They're late! The whole plan falls

apart without them!:evilfrown:

[Scoopie]

57. Paging Napolean Solo!!!

Is the man from U.N.C.L.E. going to whip the big bad T.H.R.U.S.H.ies?

Or do we really have to swipe some more media time, photoshop some ads, blame the troops and lie through our teeth for four more days?

[Hoffnung]

58. 0100100001000101010011000101000000100001

0100100100100000010101000100100001001001010011100100101100100000010000100101010101010011010010000010000001001001010100110010000001001100010011110101001101001001010011100100011100100001

Heh heh thank god those DU'ers is 2 stupid two type Digitalicious in
google in decode this message.

Over and out with Jesus! O8)

Edited for typograppical errers

[Dob Bole]

59. lol

Nice. Here's one...

010010000110010101111001001011000010000001101100011001010110000101110110011001010010000001001010011001010111001101110101011100110010000001100001011011000110111101101110011001010010000100100000010101000110100001100101001000000100011001110010011001010110010101110000011100110010000001100100011011110110111001110100001000000110111101110111011011100010000001001000011010010110110100100001

[Renew Deal]

62. Welcome to DU!!!

lol

[WLKjr]

64. Here's one for yah

01001011011001010111001001110010011110010010000001110100011011110010000001000010011101010111001101101000001000000011101000001101000010100000110100001010010001110110111101101111011001000010000001100101011101100110010101101110011010010110111001100111001000000111001001101001011001110110100001110100011010010110010101110011001011000010000001100001011011000110110000100000011110010110111101110101011100100010000001100010011000010111001101100101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100010011001010110110001101111011011100110011100100000011101000110111100100000011101010111001100100001


decode that one

[Dob Bole]

66. Response...

0111011101100101001000000110011101100101011101000010000001110011011010010110011101101110011000010110110000101110001000000100110101100001011010010110111000100000011100110110001101110010011001010110010101101110001000000111010001110101011100100110111000100000011011110110111000101110

[WLKjr]

67. lol, glad someone else knows what I am getting that from lol

ha ha ha ha.

[fob]

63. Don't they know about invisible ink? Read about it below

Freepers are asswipes!!!!

[LoZoccolo]

65. LIBERALS AER DOOOOMED!

when BUSH is re-elected again, he will ba e able to dismantle the REST of the socialist parts of the government to reverse what the liberals have wrecked it with since communist FDER fixed elections to steal away the constitution from us!!!!! i have a liberal neighbor and even though i dont tell him to his face i want to ever day tell him LOOK OUT LIBERALS ARE DOMED!

[LiberalFighter]

68. Where is everyone??? Why aren't there any posts here?

I have this story about President Bush that I thought everyone would enjoy. The reason why the President had the box impression on his back is because he is an alien that has reptilian DNA. The formation was caused as a chemical reaction to his intake of alcohol and drugs that he just recently began. That may explain why he needs to be in bed so early. The effects begin to appear around that time period.

[Maiden England]

70. .. / .- -- / .- / ..-. .-. . . .--. . .-.

... . -.-. .-. . - / ..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. / -- . ... ... .- --. . / ...- --- - . / --- -. / .-- . -.. -. . ... -.. .- -.--

http://www.scphillips.com/morse/trans.html

[Dob Bole]

71. I want to try...

.-- --- .-.. ..-. / -... .-.. .. - --.. . .-. / .. ... / .- / - --- --- .-.. / --- ..-. / - .... . / -- .- -. / .... . -.-- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .. / .-.. .. -.- . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

[Dob Bole]

86. .-- . / ... .... .- .-.. .-.. / .-- .. -. / --- -. / - ..- . ... -.. .

nt

[Lakerstan]

72. Does the Kool Aid taste different tonight?

:beer:

[Pax Argent]

78. I like lime or orange with extra sugar!! /eom

[BrotherBuzz]

73. Really? Cool!

So, is this a good place to rack up some secret posts so I can start one of those neat "Kerry is a poo-poo head" threads? I'm really, really, going to really screw with the heads of these poo-poo head DUers. Hee-hee

[meow mix]

74. i have a very personal confession to make..

im so fricken terrified right now,
and its progressed to the point that every time i see kerrys image i piss in my armchair. plz help!!

[LynnTheDem]

75. WTF??? This entire thread is BLANK! Mods???

Is this a glitch? There's nothing posted on this entire thread, just blank spaces as if there are posts...but no words are showing. Is it just my computer??? A "ghost thread"? Weird.

[Pax Argent]

77. Damn DU'ers just have no respect for

the divine right of kings. Don't they understand that it is the lords' will to have G-Dubya rule us for as many years as he wants with no oversight or accountability 'cuz Republicans and their Korporate friends are just so naturally righteous. You can tell 'cuz they were rewarded from above with all the money. We all believe G-Dubya is righteous, right guys?

Cain't believe sKerry had the nerve to bring up that old "Faith without works being hollow" saw. Our great leader has done lotsa good work killin' terraists and stuff. S'not his fault that the Irakis just won't get with the program and accept their Freedom and Democracy (tm) like good little sub-humans. Nationalism is only right if you are 'Murikan.

Damn those liberals and their fact-based existences and damn democracy as well!!! One party rule worked really well for the Russians!! Let's give it a chance here.
:silly:

[AVID]

79. is it safe?

[Dob Bole]

81. Sure....

Anything you want to tell us? :)

[frank frankly]

80. this is one of the funniest threads ever

I'm INVISIBLE!!!

:crazy:

[pdx_prog]

82. Can you see me?

Time for the cone of silence....shhh...ok....

[Misunderestimator]

83. I was wondering when this thread would appear... not only am I a freeper

I'm also not gay.... Bwaaahaaaaaaaa... Had you ALL fooled!

I'm Katherine Harris, and I approve this message.

[Dob Bole]

85. gay?

How selfish of you. Silly hedonist.

[Joe Momma]

84. MA is in play.