bush bulge is a device...says NASA physicist

[Slit Skirt]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/29/bulge/index_np.html

NASA photo analyst: Bush wore a device during debate
Physicist says imaging techniques prove the president's bulge was not caused by wrinkled clothing.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. was not caused by wrinkled clothing.

Uhhhh.... wrinkled skin?? Heh heh... so... he was wired... how amazing is that?

[Slit Skirt]

4. he can't even get it right wired!

[gulfcoastliberal]

2. We've been talkin bout his earpiece for years

Nice to see a scientist qualified in image enhancement back this up

[BOSSHOG]

3. The guy steps forth bravely and tells the truth

and may be forced to retire early. Why the fuck can't we tell the truth in this country without being afraid? Excellent changing of the tone conservatives.

[Slit Skirt]

5. let's get this info out to the media

please............

this on top of the doctored photo should be a very nice duo!!!!!!!!!

[tmooses]

6. I think even Bush Kool-aiders can even understand cheating

n/c

[tomfodw]

7. They're so self-righteous, so convinced Bush is God, that...

...they would probably condone cheating in the service of their Greater Cause. It's so important, see, to reelect Bush, that cheating in this case is actually a good thing. In fact, it's so important to reelect Bush that not cheating, if cheating would secure his reelection, is bad.

Why don't they just fuckin' demand calling off the election then? At least that would be an honest reflection of how they really feel.

[realFedUp]

8. Whatever it takes

is the Bush Inc. motto.

[Slit Skirt]

9. "kerry will say anything to get elected"

.....says bush

kerry should reply...bush will DO anything to get elected!

[tomfodw]

12. Even the truth.

That dastardly cad.

Reminds me of a joke from the OJ trial. Someone, playing Johnny Cochrane, says, "Of course I played the race card. They played the evidence card!"

[Cogito ergo doleo]

10. It's going to be interesting to see the media inaction

considering that they typically hold NASA and other government agencies as authorities.

[spooky3]

11. He can't even win the debates when he's cheating.