"As long as I am the president, we will not be held captive by fear."

[fryguy]

how can * say that with a straight face when he's VP is off telling people to be afraid of nuclear and biological bombs exploding in every city if they're not in office?

the world might be dangerous place and bad things happen, but in this country, even in the wake of 9/11, you're greatly more likely to be killed by lightning than a terrorist attack. we are not living in fear - they're trying to make us fear living!

[aden_nak]

1. Just more of our Chimp's mouth writing checks that his ass can't cash.

[NightOwwl]

5. Bwah!

Great line :bounce:

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. I don't know how the chimp can say anything he says

with a straight face. :shrug:

[rkc3]

3. Why won't anyone ask him about what his VP is saying?

Are their supporters that fucking stupid they can't put the two speeches together and come up with a heaping pile of bullshit?

It makes my brain hurt.

[MichiganVote]

4. As long as Kerry is President, I will not be held captive by ignorance

[cheshire]

6. We who? Bushco.