"The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins"

[GreenPartyVoter]

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win.

Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

"Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.

http://reuters.iwon.com/article/20041029/2004-10-29T150536Z_01_N29550566_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ASTROLOGERS-DC.html

[Borgnine]

1. There's only one thing to do.

If the planets won't vote for Bush, they'll have to resort to disenfranchising them, Death Star-style.

[PDittie]

2. LOL

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I could see Darth Cheney ordering that