Modem Butterfly
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:35 PM
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My boss and I were assaulted by Freepers while at lunch today |
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My boss is a tiny (4'10") lady who goes to church a LOT. She's also a Kerry supporter- she and I and my partner all got together to early vote. Anyway, on our way into a restaurant today, a Bush supporter walked up to us and said, "Traitor Kerry's going to lose. God bless W!" and my tiny little churchy boss yells, "SUCK MY DICK RAW ASSHOLE!" He jumped back like he'd been shot. I jumped back like I'd been shot. When we got into the restaurant and sat down, she said, "I'm sorry you had to hear that, Modem. I used to talk like that before I was saved,".
I was, for once, speechless.
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:36 PM
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Modem Butterfly
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:38 PM
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5. I was floored. Literally floored. |
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This is not a lady that swears. She even whispers when she says words like "poop" or "butt". It was like she had Tourette's or something.
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:37 PM
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2. Rotflmao (too many caps around here today) |
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:38 PM
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3. That's right...people aren't taking shit anymore!!! |
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:38 PM
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she came home to herself--just when God needed her to.
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:39 PM
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6. Hey thats pretty cool! |
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Its too bad that that "man" had to try and ruin a perfectly good lunch. But what the boss lady said was what a lot of us think. All she showed is that she's human like the rest of us, and we all have a breaking point. Way to go church lady!
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:39 PM
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It's always the tiny ones you gotta watch out for. It occurs to me that she ain't entirely saved!
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:56 PM
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17. WTF? I cuss all the time, and Jesus still loves me! |
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:40 PM
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9. Yeah for her! Kick! nt |
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:47 PM
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10. Swearing works best when used very infrequently - |
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I had a department manager that spoke very carefully and precisely, and never, ever said a cuss work for as long as anyone could remember. Once, in a staff meeting something came up that was a very big problem, and he used the F word. Everyone just about fell over with astonishment. I learned from that.
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:52 PM
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13. When people hear me say THAT word, they duck; |
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'cause they know I'm about to erupt!
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Fri Oct-29-04 07:24 PM
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27. My Father is the same........... |
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when he cussed, he ment it.
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:50 PM
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:51 PM
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BWAhahah... Go boss lady!
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:53 PM
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Tell your boss thanks for the laugh!:-)
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:54 PM
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15. Tell your boss from one Christian to another... |
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...I think she deserves a sold gold medal the size of a frying pan!
I LOVE IT!!!
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:56 PM
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16. Perfect timing is an art form |
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and you have it...thanks for that. I needed it.
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Fri Oct-29-04 06:59 PM
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18. just getting to picture this story in my mind |
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was worth its weight in gold...loved this!!!
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Fri Oct-29-04 07:00 PM
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19. OMG thank you so much for sharing that....i spit pepsi all over my screen |
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Fri Oct-29-04 07:07 PM
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woman have dicks? I would have jumped back if some woman told me to suck her dick.
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Fri Oct-29-04 07:21 PM
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26. Metaphor dude. Metaphor. Great, excellent, outstanding metaphor. n/t |
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Fri Oct-29-04 07:07 PM
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24. You made me LLOL. (Literally LOL).........nice vignette. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 07:13 PM
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25. Whats even gonna be funnier..... |
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is when a bunch of snotty repuke "poll watchers" try to intimidate voters at some of our more diverse dem strongholds. Some of the freepers think they are going to play god at the polling place. Many of them will leave crying I'm sure. If anyone challenges my right to vote they might not just be crying, but bleeding too.
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