Did OBL make the tape because we are about to attack Fallujah?

[Nancy Waterman]

There is this big impending attack from us into the Moslem world. Maybe he was thinking about this more than who will be president. He was saying our actions have consequences.

[dave502d]

1. You could be right.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. Bingo

I think that's exactly right.

Oh, this is gonna be beautiful. Just beautiful.

We're going to attack a city in a country we invaded so as to "liberate" it and introduce "democracy." We're going to kill the very people we planned to 'set free.'

So, because Iraq is so haywire, OBL throws down the challenge - piss off or I'll whack you again.

Now, we're facing - what? - another attack on American soil, perhaps?

And all of this brought upon us by that flaming asshole Boy Bush.

Can he possibly fuck it up any worse?

[dave502d]

3. Do you think he will attack tonight or Sunday?

[July]

4. Unfortunately, I think OBL will provide cover to Bush.

You know, macho response and all.