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Fri Oct-29-04 08:50 PM
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What Final Grade Should We Give George? |
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:51 PM
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1. Eric Alterman always refers to him as "C-Plus Augustus" |
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Based on his GPA at Yale.
I think that's too generous. He gets a D.
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:52 PM
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For failure to uphold the oath of office, protect your citizens, fulfill your duty as Commander In --- ah you know what you're getting:
F --
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:52 PM
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:53 PM
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4. Another Unsatisfactory |
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:53 PM
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NO GRADE!!
EXPELLED! DISMISSED! BANISHED! THROWN OUT! PURGED!
SISTER MARY ELEPHANT SAYS...
CLASS... CLASS... CLASSSSSS...
SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
George...GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:53 PM
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:53 PM
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to make sure he doesn't get another chance to repeat the last four years. What's the lowest we can give him and still "pass" him? "D-"?
Let's go the TNG route and give him the minimum +1.
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:54 PM
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8. Can we give him a "Z" - for Zero!?! |
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:56 PM
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Fri Oct-29-04 08:58 PM
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Fri Oct-29-04 09:00 PM
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11. D- (he didn't blow up the earth...yet) |
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Edited on Fri Oct-29-04 09:01 PM by Rev_Karl
too bad it wasn't a WF (withdraw failing)
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Fri Oct-29-04 09:00 PM
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12. I'd give him a big fat "D"! |
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D = Dimwit, Dumbfuck, Dunce, Disaster, Devil, Deceiver, and Divider
:dunce:
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Fri Oct-29-04 09:01 PM
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13. F- - - . This is the worst President in history, folks. |
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Reagan looks good compared to Bush. Dick Nixon, even in the worst of Watergate, looks good compared to Bush.
The WORST. A man who had no fucking business whatsoever being President.
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Fri Oct-29-04 09:25 PM
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Fri Oct-29-04 09:30 PM
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15. End grade inflation now! Leave no dimwit behind. |
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If W doesn't rate an F, no one does. He was in a position to act on what he knew, and acted wrongly because he chose to know nothing. Instead of learning something, he surrounded himself with those who claimed that their actions themselves created all they needed to know.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution rests. Send that man to the pretzel factory.
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Fri Oct-29-04 09:59 PM
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F for failure F for fuck-up F for farthead
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:12 PM
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17. He gets a " Withdrew Failing" grade nt |
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:33 AM
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18. Another failed subject ... |
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:39 AM
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19. Bush cheated on question 6 |
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He's said several times now that he was in NY after the towers fell, on September 4th.
I know it's the only right answer on the quiz, so it seems cruel to nitpick, but he doesn't know the answer, so I would assume he copied off someone there.
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:40 AM
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20. Z. Unless there's a lower letter. nt |
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:55 AM
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21. rove would have someone hack the system and change his grade... |
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no matter what we would give him!
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Sat Oct-30-04 09:41 AM
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23. I give him an A in malfeasance |
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He also gets an A in corruption, an A in fearmongering, an A in political payoffs.
Come on, people, you glass-half-empty people keep looking for the things he does badly. We should instead be looking for the things he does well. And he's very, very good at felony-level behavior.
Okay, in anything positive he's a miserable failure, but still!
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Sat Oct-30-04 09:43 AM
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F
And while we're at it, let's send him and his fellow criminals off to the Hague for trial....and then let's prosecute them in the USA on top of that!!! :grr:
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Sat Oct-30-04 09:46 AM
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mother fucking miserable failure
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Sat Oct-30-04 09:49 AM
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26. if it was possible a Z- |
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:17 PM
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27. If he takes the class again ... |
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... he has to do so in another country!
:)
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:26 PM
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With this underlined note: "doesn't play well with others"
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Sat Oct-30-04 08:26 PM
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29. 100% USDA Grade A Chickenhawk!!!! |
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