The Bin Ladens Step In To Save Their Bush Family Friends

[Harlan James]

When things get tough you really find out who your friends are. Osama bin Laden, looking rested, fit, and oh so elegant in a cream and brown loose fitting affair topped with signature round cap, appeared before the world media today to once again help elevate the political fortunes of his clan's dear friends the Bush family.

Having done so much business with the Bush family in the past, and perceiving that their dear friends were in some kind of political distress, the well-timed intervention by the bin Laden's very own Osama has certainly helped to reverse what had been unfavorable trends for their American allies and business partners.

You'd swear it was 2001 all over again.

And where did this tape originate from? Afghanistan? Pakistan? Riyadh, Saudi Arabia?

Oh, who cares...

[FrankBooth]

1. Exactly how does this help Shrub?

I still can't figure out what all the hoopla is about. How does this tape help Bush?

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. That is what I want to know?

How does this help the chimp? I see this as a no brainer! This makes the chimp look incompetent! as hell!

[kokomo]

3. But the spin is in that Osama reminds 'merica that Bush is terror fighter.

That he hasn't been caught yet doesn't mean that Dubya hasn't quit fighting tearism. Bush said it would be HARD WORK and may take years.

[flordehinojos]

4. I think one way it fdoes help the unwanted Resident is that

the OBL tape refocuses people's attention away from the hope John Kerry spreads in his campaign, to the fear abounding world that bush paints and, makes it real ... it helps bush spread the perception among voters that the boogie man is out there; that the fight is more between bush and the boogie man than it is between the boogie man and kerry, giving bush the opportunity to go ahead painting himself in people's perception as the necessary war president of the 21st century... and oh yes, i even wonder if poppy bush is not behind this october surpirse '04. he was the mastermind behind the original one against jimmy carter in l980.

[The Magistrate]

5. It Does Not help Him At All, Mr. Booth

All this does is re-emphasize the failures of the criminals of the '00 Coup in prosecuting the war against the Islamic fundamentalist radicals who atacked our country. It gives new edge and further sustains the line that the criminals missed a golden opportunity to catch this wretch by "outsourcing" the job at Tora Bora, and to the colossal distraction from this vital effort the invasion of Iraq reoresents. It drives home to the people that for all the bluster of the Andover cheerleader, all his "Dead or alive" and "We'll smoke 'em out" and his "You can run but you can't hide" posturings, the fact is that Bin Ladin has indeed evaded the might of the United States, as this has been directed by this criminally incompetent administration, and is still in operation and doing quite well for himself. It is an excellent and sovereign reminder of the failures of this administration in what most people consider a vital matter, and gives the lie entirely to the Andover cheerleader's pretense that he is up to the job of protecting the nation. For that, better to turn to someone who has actually closed with an armed enemy, and shot him dead....

"If you repeat a lie often enough, you are a Republican."

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"