Kerry: "I will kill or capture bin Laden in six months." (I wish!)

[grytpype]

Wouldn't it be cool if Kerry said something like that? Backed up with a plausible plan?

"This President says he is not concerned about Osama bin Laden. Perhaps that is why he is still alive. When I am President I will concern myself with Osama bin Laden and I will kill or capture him withing six months of taking office."

[Bluebear]

1. A time frame would be suicidal

But he surely wouldn't ignore him or say he doesn't "concern" him!

[aden_nak]

3. Holy shit that picture is brutal. :D

[grytpype]

5. Why suicidal?

Deal with it after the inauguration!

[aden_nak]

2. If we weren't in Iraq, he could probably do that with time to spare.

[Mr_Spock]

4. I'm gonna peel his skin off slowly and pour alcohol on him

before I feed him to a dog :D

[andym]

6. kerry should say: Capturing Bin laden and his associates will be job1

EOM

[DemocracyInaction]

7. God---that would be fatal to Kerry

I mean the American people are dumb idiots (that we know) but even that wouldn't pass their cartoon world. Why not say "I'll make the lame walk in 3 months" or "I will give everyone a $100,000 a year job in 3 months". Think people would fall for it---no, it would make them think "LIAR" and that would be the end to him. Stick with reality and truth...

[grytpype]

8. What's wrong with setting a goal?

[Bluebear]

9. "Read my lips. No new taxes."

Never promise what you can't deliver.

[StupidFOX]

10. Wow! He sounds like Beowulf!

I'd love to see him give it a go. Given the current technology, I don't doubt he could do it, Bush just sucks SOOOO much at everything.

Rip his arm off, Kerry!