Slogans for the Kerry-Edwards campaign (humor)

[fugue]

The following is a message I received from a friend this morning:

Work-product of an idle lunch break - too late to make a difference in the
election, but hey, good for a chuckle, right?



"John Kerry: Better to Have Lead in Your Ass than Shit for Brains"

"Kerry-Edwards: Unfucking America - One Pregnant Chad at a Time"

"Kerry-Edwards: Because the Greater of Two Evils Didn't Work Out So Good"

and my personal favorite:

"Kerry-Edwards: Because 'Bush-Cheney' is French for 'Go Fuck Yourself'"

I wanted that last one on a t-shirt.

My personal favorite is the second to last. I just had an argument with a "Kerry is just as big a fascist as Bush" person. I told him Kerry would kill fewer people, and could he honestly look the friends and family of those people in the face and say their lives weren't a significant difference?

He didn't answer. I suppose he still plans to write in Paul Wellstone on Tuesday.

[soupkitchen]

1. I like the next to last one best also