What would happen if Bush catches Bin Laden AFTER he loses the election?

[GDoyle]

What would happen if Bush catches Bin Laden AFTER he loses the election, say in mid-December. It would undoubtedly give him an approval rating spike in his last month. Think the Chimp would use it as some kind of excuse to try to void the election results?

GDoyle

[TwilightZone]

1. Nope.

n/t

[Longhorn]

2. He can hide but he'll have to run!

No way he'd get away with that!

[Shopaholic]

3. They're both

SOL.

[aldebaran]

4. Its not the bush style

If anything, he'll sabotage the Kerry presidency. You might remember poppy bush saddling clinton with Somalia in December. As if he would have had a humanitarian instinct if he wasn't a lame duck to a Democrat.

Look for more of the same out of junior.

[ogradda]

5. wouldn't matter

he won't get bin laden anyway.

[ClassWarrior]

6. I'd say, "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME, ASSHOLE."

24.

[evilqueen]

17. 'zactly... and it won't make any difference in Iraq anyway.

The war will still be going on... in the wrong place, but that was Bush's doing.

[Amaya]

7. TS

[saccheradi]

8. all Kerry would have to say is...

"well, it's about damn time! One less fish for ME to fry!"

[GoneOffShore]

9. An old saying comes to mind -

'A day late and a dollar short.'
He's toast on 3 November.
Here's what I'm saying to the AirFrance crew as we board the plane for Paris: "Maintenant, nous avons un vrai president. Les jours de la cretin est termine"
Now we have a real president. The days of the cretin are finished.

[Old and In the Way]

10. Nah....Bush will be sulking on the ranch after the election. I really

don't see him being engaged in his duties after 11/2. Except to shred/burn all incriminating documents of his pResidency.

[endnote]

11. LOL... A more plausible scenario: aliens invade earth.

[Stinky The Clown]

12. Nuttin' would happen

But first, I think * will simply slither away. The only way *he* would catch bin Laden after the election is if it happens by accident.

If it happens, so much the better for the country. We'll be rid of two assholes. You decide which one is worse.

[PATRICK]

13. You mean like

Jimmy Carter freeing the Iranian held hostages? I think giving Pakistan planes that increases their nuclear threat would offset the drama. Bin Laden doesn't look much smarter than Hussein. He might be taken alive.

[Flammable Materials]

14. No, if anything, he'll drive this country like a rental car until Jan 20.

Drive it right into a wall, hand Kerry the keys, and say "Good luck, fucker."

[saccheradi]

18. That, I'm sure, is EXACTLY what he'll do... the bastard POS.

[Drifter]

15. He has been 0 for 3 years ...

What makes you think AWOL is going to catch him in the next few months.

Besides, we are more vulnerable to an attack now than ever. The only thing Bush is doing involves getting re-elected, not making the American People safer.

Q: What's the difference between Bush and Bin Laden ?

A: Bin Laden has no reason to Lie to the American People.

Cheers
Drifter

[zoeb]

16. He's going to be in Crawford...

not looking for OBL! tuck that tail baby and run for Texas!

[Mz Pip]

19. I'd be happy.

I'd be happy that bin Laden was caught and that John Kerry will beour next PResident.

MzPip
:dem:

[ThoughtCriminal]

20. Bush can still pardon him.

[bushwakker]

21. thanks awol - now get lost

[unblock]

22. bush is MUCH more likely to tell osama where those missing explosives are

so as to ensure 4 years of terror on american soil under a kerry administration.

honestly, you can see the spiteful, amoral *sshole doing just that, can't you?

[tedoll78]

23. No.

There's no provision in the Constitution saying, "States can determine electors, but if the incumbent does something really, really good after the election, he can negate the election's results."

And if the Chimp captures OBL in December, good. It's one less mess for Kerry to clean-up when he takes office.

[Pithy Cherub]

24. After 11/2 bush will be in an undisclosed location,

on a pretzel binge and having screaming nightmares about that sloooowwwww car ride down Pennsylvania Avenue for Kerry's Inaugaration.

[ROH]

25. No. (n/t)

[Crunchy Frog]

26. Not going to happen.

He's too lazy, and besides, he'll be too busy vindictively trying to fuck everything up as badly as possible to leave President Kerry with an even bigger mess to sort out.

[Captain Lance Bass]

27. Bush will want a "do-over" :-)

[belle]

28. Kerry will clap him manfully on the back as he escorts him out the door.

Perhaps he'll have even earned a hearty handshake.

[Technowitch]

29. Nothing, and it won't happen.

Shrub is too friggin' incompetent.

[Jack Rabbit]

30. It will be too late to do him any good.

But don't put anything past him.

[harpo]

31. It won't happen...he wants him to be around to harrass Kerry

[MileHiStealth]

32. The Evil Chimp will ....

start a war with Iran, start a war with North Korea,
hand the White House keys to Kerry, than jet off to
Florida to help with Jeb's 2008 Presidental campaign ...

[A Simple Game]

33. He may have him killed.

But he will never catch him alive. Can't take the chance of Kerry catching him alive, Bin Laden knows too much about the * family businesses.