OMG, I was WRONG! The Real Result is!! Kerry 347 Shrub 191

[Nimble_Idea]

How could I be so silly!!

Kerry wins by a huge Landslide!

Some shrub supporter was handing out fliers saying shrub would win and it had an electoral map showing shrub winning !!!

BUT!...later that day....

Michael J. Fox came to my door, in, amazingly enough!, a DeLorean and he told me to look at the flier again! I looked and it said..

Kerry wins by Landslide, 347 Electoral Rout!

I was simply shocked, how could I have gotten it so wrong?

Thank you Marty!

[aquart]

1. If you weren't dreaming, you need to get some sleep.

[Nimble_Idea]

3. no I got enough sleep

what don't you believe?!

[coloradodem2005]

2. What the hell are you on?

I need some of that too. :P

[Nimble_Idea]

4. I am on a computer chair

you should get a comfortable one too.

[coloradodem2005]

11. So. This new drug "computer chair"

Is making you see Michael J. Fox in a DeLorean? Just curious. Was Christopher Lloyd with him? :P

[Nimble_Idea]

16. actually.....

Marty was by himself.

[coloradodem2005]

19. Did the DeLorean have all those fancy gadgets on it?

[harpo]

5. Actually its going to be Kerry 374 / Chimp 164

[Nimble_Idea]

7. Let me guess...

your giving us VA or NC...?

come on, you know that's not gonna happen.

Trust the flier from Marty!

[harpo]

9. my numbers actually do give NC and VA to chimp ;)

[Nimble_Idea]

12. hmm...then what the heck do you give us?

unless your giving more electoral votes to blue states, I don't see how your getting it :)

My only guess now is that your in a red state and giving that to us,

Like TexAss.

[harpo]

17. Here's my map...

[Nimble_Idea]

20. lol

Kentucky?

Loony Kentucky? You can't be serious.

[nookiemonster]

6. Watch that stuff..

you see what happened to El Rushbo :silly: 

[Nimble_Idea]

8. I don't get it....What do you mean? I don't follow rushbo enough to know

what your trying to get at, so let us all in on it

I have listened to his show a few times and I find him very annoying

so go ahead, explain to us.

[nookiemonster]

10. I'm just sayin..

I would LOVE to see those kind of numbers. I just can't see it happening. No offense, really.

As far as Limpballs goes, I tend to listen to find out what the daily Repug talking point will be.

I know, I'm one masochistic fuck. :silly:

[0007]

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[phish420]

14. Im confused...

...so some shrub supporter gave you a flyer saying * would win with 347 EVs, but then Michael J Fox mysteriously shows up at your door in a delorean and the handout changed itself by the grace of Fox's touch to show Kerry getting the 347?
Or did a * supporter give you a handout saying Kerry would win wit 347 EVs? That doesnt make much sense either...believe the first scenario first.

[Nimble_Idea]

15. lol, you need to watch Back to the Future

:)

Some dirty looking old man shrub supporter came and handed me a flier and said shrub was going to win. The Flier said Shrub wins. I didn't mention by what amount, but it didn't matter.

Later in the day Marty came to the door and told me to look at the flier again(The same flier the old dirty man handed me), and it said Kerry won in a landslide.

just go watch the movie, it's actually a good movie series.

[phish420]

21. Ahh...yes...good movie...lol

for some reason sarcasm and humor is just flying right by me today....lol...this is like the 3rd time in the past hour...it must be the PEAD

[nookiemonster]

18. Ah, the flux capacitor!

What a magnificent invention!

Just keep * away from "Mr. Fission". :dunce:

[LonghornJack]

22. "You Made a Time Machine...Out of a DeLorean?"

Michael J. Fox had that great line when he learned what "Doc Brown" was up to.

Sure wish I had a DeLorean time machine. I would have gone back four years to get Al Gore to spend more time in Florida and Ohio.

We wouldn't have had to deal with the Chimp and Crashcart for all this time!

Let's keep working! TURNOUT! TURNOUT! TURNOUT!

GO KERRY/EDWARDS!

LHJ:headbang: