The first four words out of President Kerry's mouth should be:

[cynatnite]

The nightmare is over.

[evilqueen]

1. The people have spoken.

[BootinUp]

2. Hallelujah!

:)

[madmax]

Nah, I don't think so....

He has more class. He'll take the high road and try to unite the country. It's the better way. just my 2 cents - again. :hi:

[BeyondThePale]

3. Try Bush for warcrimes

Okay, technically that should be 5 words, but you get the general idea!

[Longhorn]

4. I thought you were going to say,

"George Bush, you're fired!" :D

[kaitykaity]

5. Five words. "George Bush, You're Under Arrest."

Charge: Crimes against Humanity, Crimes against the United
States.

[are_we_united_yet]

6. How about three?

Goodbye Mr. Bush.

[elehhhhna]

7. "Citizens Arrest"! I want to beat him to it!

[elehhhhna]

12. "He're a free one-way to the Hague".

[shayes51]

8. I don't know, but at least

it will be a complete sentence!

[idiosyncratic]

35. LMAO! n/t

[Clovis Sangrail]

9. Mr. Bush, you're fired.

pack your things and leave.

[Zorra]

10. That would be very accurate, would and express the relief of the nation.

[kranich]

11. They should be "you have the right to remain silent" n/t

[jpak]

13. The Lord has delivered us from Evil

Amen!

[shelley806]

14. "HOW SWEET IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[phish420]

15. That is what I was thinking before even reading the thread...

"Our long national nightmare is finally over"

[dolstein]

16. "I approve this election"

NT

[kokomo]

17. "Let the healing begin!"

O8)

[Placebo]

18. "Thank You President Clinton!"

Clinton really rocketed the Kerry camp into some major momentum.

[terrya]

19. No...I want him to be conciliatory.

Come on...we will have won the election.

The Right will be just as pissed off as we would be. I know it's hard, but it would be the time for magnanimity.

The Inaugural Address should be a time for soaring , graceful elegance.

[ydya]

20. Didnt get fooled again OR We brought it on OR U asked for it.

[blondeatlast]

21. One: HOPE. nt

[OKNancy]

22. j'accuse

Hit them with a little French just to piss 'um off.

On edit: one word will do

[requiem99]

23. We came -so- close.

(to fascist america)

[thebaghwan]

24. Get the Fuck out!

n/t

[sofa king]

25. God Bless The Onion

http://chak.org/pages/onion/bush_nightmare.html


http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4043

[Freedomofspeech]

26. At the Edward's rally today.....

Someone suggested that Kerry's first words should be: Mission Accomplished!"

[mw]

27. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON nt

nt

[Captain Lance Bass]

28. 5 words but.......

"round up the usual suspects"

[Flammable Materials]

29. Welcome Back To Democracy!

[sweettater]

30. Our children's future protected

[Kahuna]

31. I agree.

nt

[Chomskyite]

32. I need your help.

The mess Bush made will require a period of national unity as he gets to work. So he should take a page out of LBJ's playbook and ask the American people to support him.

[TexasSissy]

33. Lt. Kerry, reporting for duty. (okay, that's five words)

[meganmonkey]

34. THANK YOU DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!!!

;)

[wanpete]

36. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Halleejuuhaaaa!

[realcountrymusic]

37. get out of my house (5 words) EOM

[expatriate]

38. Okay, book him, Dano! n/t

[PurityOfEssence]

39. Bring on the Impeachment

you unprincipled thugs.

[drdigi420]

40. Reporting for Duty, Sir!

[starbuck6446]

41. Dubya - go visit Poland!!! n/t

[NAO]

42. Operation American Freedom - Mission Accomplished (ok 5 words)

Ok that is 5 words, but that's what he needs to say. Of course we need the backrop with the Mission Accomplished Banner.

President Elect Kerry's Remarks on the deposed Bush's concession.

"In our Operation American Freedom our Mission has been Accomplished. Major electoral operations in the US have ended, and the victory is ours."

"In this battle, we have fought for the cause of liberty, and for the peace of the world. Our nation and our electorate are proud of this accomplishment."

"This battle for a legitamite presidency is our victory in a war on an illegal regime, based on fraud and deception, that began on December 12 , 2000."

"The liberation of the US is a crucial advance in the campaign against the reich-wing forces that seek to subvert our Democracy, those forces that hate our freedom. Today, we have removed an agent of the Dominionist Theocrats."

[StupidFOX]

43. Wow! Who would have thought the polls would underestimate me by 40 points!

Lotsa words, great meaning ;)

[in_cog_ni_to]

44. "Fuck You, George Bush." n/t

[klyon]

45. Time to begin people

much work to do

KL