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Sun Oct-31-04 10:40 PM
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The Concession Speech....I can't wait for THAT! What Will Bush Say? |
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Wonder what he'll say?
Another job I screwed up? Another company errr country I bankrupted? Now I can start drinking again? You can't make us leave?
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:41 PM
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1. He'll have Cheney write it for him... |
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... "go fuck yerselves." :P
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:42 PM
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Oh that was great! I'm sitting here laughing out loud over that.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:43 PM
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7. Probably something like this: |
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:43 PM
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His lawyers will be filing lawsuits for days to try to get it to the SC so they can overturn it, and he won't give a concession speech.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:19 PM
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39. no concession - it'll be a speech about "uniting in a troubled time" |
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The speech is already written. Well, sorta - it's just a rehash of other blah-blah he's already used.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:42 PM
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2. "I must say, I misunderestimated the anger of the merikun peoples" |
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:42 PM
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3. The idea that that could occur in 2 days tickles me to no end |
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:43 PM
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8. Will Dave, Will Occur....not could! |
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:42 PM
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actually DIDN'T "misunderestimate him" after all?
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:43 PM
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6. "Kerry's a flip flopper.. |
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First he wasn't President, now he is. Want some wood?"
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:44 PM
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:46 PM
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17. LOL!! I forgot about the wood |
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:47 PM
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Great! I actually think they will write him something elegant, and gracious, and "heart-felt" and its gonna make me MAD.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:43 PM
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10. I don't think he's capable... |
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...of giving a concession speech.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:45 PM
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15. He'll have that "deer in the headlights look" im sure.....for me.... |
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...its going to be like seeing the loosers bench after a basketball game...I just love those shots on TV!
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:44 PM
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11. They will never concede |
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Keep waiting, it'll never come. EVER.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:55 PM
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24. I agree, he will NEVER concede, even with a Kerry landslide... |
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:44 PM
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I heard there was rumors on the internets that I lost. Well thats just fuzzy math. the networks forget to count poland. uhhhh dont mess with texas, stay the course, uhh we are not turning the corner, i love freedom. liberal senator from taxachussets, sanctity of marriage (system overload) Bush self destructs on stage.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:45 PM
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Fool me once......Fool me......uh, can't get fooled again.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:09 PM
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33. Ah fooled y'all once.. |
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....uh, ah couldn't fool y'all again. Got wood?
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:44 PM
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14. He'll figure out a way to blame it all on somebody else. |
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No way would the 'Merkin People reject HIM. Somebody must have screwed up and let too many non-white, non-rich, non-fundie, non-stupid people vote.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:48 PM
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20. You Guys are Killing Me..... |
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such a fun, witty bunch you are.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:51 PM
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21. It's all Clinton's fault...He was supposed to die, or at least be too |
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sick to campaign....They stold it from me! Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:52 PM
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22. One * speech I'm looking forward to watching. |
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Normally can't stand to watch him.
If(a very strong if) he does give a speech, I doubt it will be a concession speech. Just a bunch of excuses for the campaign, none of which will be his fault.
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:53 PM
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:56 PM
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It will be worse the Nixons farwell address to the whitehouse staff
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:03 PM
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31. was that the one where he talked |
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Edited on Sun Oct-31-04 11:03 PM by awgoodkitty
about how his mother was a saint? I vaguely remember seeing archive footage of him rambling.
IF he does a speech, he'll make Cheney stand next to him like he did at the hearings.
I've had a bottle of Moet in the fridge since 2000 just waiting...waiting...for that moment. I think Moet will go very well with that speech, regardless of what he says. Even if the champagne has somehow gone flat - it'll still taste like ambrosia!
Happy days are here again the skies above are clear again Let us sing a song of cheer again happy days are here again!!
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:57 PM
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26. I think he'll just flip us off or tell us to cheney ourselves |
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:00 PM
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30. I'm tellin ya'll..He isn't going to leave....on his own ! He won't concede |
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You heard it here over and over. His idiot Veep built that bunker for a reason !
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Sun Oct-31-04 10:58 PM
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27. Here's what he won't be saying: |
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:00 PM
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28. Beware the military-industrial complex |
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Nah, just kidding.
Really he's just going to turn into a bat and fly away.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:00 PM
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29. He'll encourage all americans to get behind their new president... |
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...and support him in his efforts after a hard fought, contested election. Oh, sorry, that was Gore in 2000.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:05 PM
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32. blah blah blah bbblah bllah. |
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.. blah blah... start the shredders! we have 3 months to scrub this place. blah bblahh blah blah.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:11 PM
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Don't Mess with Texas? Since my sorry yellow ass is going there...! http://www.johnkerry.com
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:12 PM
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...that 45% of the popular vote and nearly 200 electoral votes is in fact all that's needed for me to be elected President again. I'm positive I won, and as we all know the only mistakes I ever make is in appointing people who later turn on me like jackals. I look forward to serving another four yea-- Hey! Who are these guys in the white coats?! I'm the President, dammit! I'm the President! I am Kirok!"
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:13 PM
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36. "God make a mistake." |
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"We all thought God was infallible. Right now we don't know the facts. We are investigating the matter and will let you know when we have something to report. Meanwhile, Senator Kerry should refrain from any sort of communication with God, especially thanking Him, until further notice from us."
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:15 PM
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37. He'll call the Kerry numbers an "eggs-zaa-jer-RAY-shun." |
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That is...IF he concedes. I suspect he might send someone else out to do it. He has NEVER allowed himself to be photographed in the context of bad news. He's never gone to a single GI's funeral. It took him all week to turn up in New York after 9/11, and that was merely to posture on the rubble pile with that stupid megaphone. He won't want to step out of his precious bubble for this, certainly. It would take a fully-grown, fully-realized, mature, thinking and reasoning adult to do that. And he is none of those things. Maybe he'll send Karen Hughes out to do it. Or Dan Bartlett. Or maybe his dad will have to tidy this up for him. Or Jim Baker. Or Scott McClellan.
I wonder where cheney will be spending election night. If he and bush are not together, that's key, I think. That's a tip-off that they know they're doomed. When daddy was trounced by bush, I remember the commentary by some reporters and pundits saying it was significant that dan quayle went back to Indiana to watch the returns, rather than hang with his partner, ghwb and watch it together. That was a signal that they knew they'd probably lose.
Interestingly enough, when Edwards was on Larry King a few days ago, and was asked where he's going to spend election night, he answered "probably in Boston." If he thought it wasn't gonna go well, he'd be back home in his own comfort zone.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:16 PM
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38. I'm very disappointed my brother didn't come through for me this time |
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:22 PM
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I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but Bush strikes me as a person who can't handle defeat that same sort of way. If he brings a large envelope with him to the podium, someone should restrain him for his own safety.
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Sun Oct-31-04 11:25 PM
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41. Mine's not funny, sorry |
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Edited on Sun Oct-31-04 11:27 PM by elcondor
But it probably is seriously similar to what he'll end up saying:
"Aaaa . . .er . . . wow, thank you . . . heh heh . . . It's, a, it's been a long campaign, huh? I just want to thank, er, all my supporters, all those who who went out and voted for me . . . I appreciate it. Really I do. Erm . . . also want to thank Senator Kerry for his, er . . . work. It was a good campaign and I look forward to working with him on trans-terans-moving forward. It's been a memorable couple of years. It's a time I'll always remember. Full of memories . . . (things get kind of quiet in the room. Bush tears up a bit) I can't wait to get back to muh ranch, spend time with Laura and muh girls . . . anyway. Thanks again and may G-d bless America."
PETER JENNINGS BREAKS IN: "We now go live to Faneuil Hall where President-elect John Kerry will be momentarily giving his victory speech . . ."
(Faneuil Hall is just where I picture it happening . . . not sure if that's actually where it's going to be)
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