A picture that makes them both look goofy from CNN

[Bucky]

"Y'see, I'm all worried like this. My forehead's all sorta | "I'm going to tell you how I'll make you safer. And when
furrowed-like, cause that's leadership. I'm all sweaty | I'm finally done I will have told you how I'll have made
like this 'cause I'm doin' hard work. Hard work!" | you safer. And a safer Americar is a good idear."

I gotta give recognition to CNN. They must've looked long and hard to find a picture where Kerry looks equally as bad as Bush. The big difference however, is that Kerry is straining to not come off as too boring while Bush is straining to read the teleprompter without any more screw ups.

And for all you DUers who've been harshly criticizing the president for acting so unprofessionally... well, I'd like to see any of you look cool, calm, and collected knowing that you're both fighting for your job, trying to act knowledgeable in making life-or-death decisions in field for which you are completely incompetant and unqualified, and all while worrying that you might be going to jail war crimes AND while simultaneously losing your marbles to a life-long substance abuse problem.

Bush is holding it together remarkably well under these circumstances and both he and his pharmacist are to be admired for their amazing balancing act.

[MercutioATC]

1. Actually, they BOTH look like they're trying really hard to poo.

:hurts:

[ogradda]

2. you're right

if i was a heartless dickwad who'd screwed an entire country into the ground with my ineptitude and callous behavior i'd be nervous in front of the camara too.

[LiberalAndProud]

3. Kerry needs some sleep -- from an insomniac who knows.

[blackcat77]

4. "This is your body one day before the election."

You have to give both of them credit for getting through this in one piece. I know *I* sure couldn't...

[Bucky]

5. Bush is being fueled on pure Xanex. Kerry on pure ketchup-lovin'

Ketchup, it's the new botox.