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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 01:23 AM
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Is the White House Basement Crew Drunk Tonight? They gatta be,
Friggen Bad News Donkeys all week must be driving them to the super hard stuff.... They just don't care anymore....

"Fuck it all, friggen Bush don't ever listen.... we tell him what to say, drill him until he gets it only to see him fuck it up ....AGAIN?"


Those poor bastards, you just know some of them will vote Kerry cause they so frustrated with the Shrub in Thief
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 01:29 AM
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1. Where'd that quotation come from?
Who said that? Interesting as hell!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 01:31 AM
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2. McFly told me...he is the janitor and he hears all kinds of shit
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kokomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 01:40 AM
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3. They are probably oiling the White House shredders!
Stealing the "J" "F" "K" keys off the White House keyboards. Trashing the place for John Kerry.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 01:46 AM
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4. I hope they stay drunk....
I hope the pilots of Air Force One are drunk tonight and can't fly tomorrow, and nobody can find replacements.

I hope Karl Rove is passed-out drunk.

I hope Cheney is so drunk that his pacemaker and his defibrillator are doing loop-de-loops.

I hope Bush is so drunk that he looks like he climbed out of a sewer tomorrow.

I hope Scott McClellan falls off the platform at tomorrow morning's briefing.

I hope Laura has hiccups until January, 2022.

I hope Poppy Bush is so drunk that he's driving his speedboat into the rocks at 1 a.m.

I hope Babs is so drunk she's wearing her pearls in the shower.

I hope the Secret Service are so drunk they're passing out guns and ammunition to passers-by on Pennsylvania Avenue.

I hope Rumsfeld is already sleeping it off.

I hope Tommy Thompson is in a drunk tank right now for DUI.

I hope Marc Racicot is so drunk he's strangling himself trying to get his tie off.

I hope the religious right is so drunk they're out whispering sweet nothings in the ears of farm animals.

I hope Jebbie is so drunk he's sent the Florida State Police after Castro.

I hope Tom DeLay is so drunk he's wandering the streets of Sugar Land in nothing but his pajama tops with a Fox News camera crew following close behind.

I hope Rick Santorum is so drunk he's making a pass at Bill Frist.

I hope Condoleezza Rice is so drunk she's making a pass at Strom Thurmond's ghost.

I hope Trent Lott is so drunk he's chasing Ashcroft around the J. Edgar Hoover Building in a tutu.

I hope they're all too drunk to show up tomorrow, every last one of them. :P
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:45 AM
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5. Come, we go drink..... eat, smile, laugh, and SING.....
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:52 AM
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6. Sing for joy...
... and with joy. :)

Cheers, Opi.
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onecitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:52 AM
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7. I wanna go with you guys...........
drink, eat, smile, laugh, and sing. Sounds good to me!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:55 AM
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8. Welcome to the Sounds of Joy as we wash away the Sins of Bush
Co......

Come, we sing, we eat, we live for the day Bush Leaves the White House.....
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