What Kind Of Dog Does President Kerry Have?

[meow mix]

freep ponders kerrys dog. bwaaahaha

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1264280/posts

All of our presidents have done everything they could to humanize themselves, and not scare women and children. Thus they have cultivated a humble image, suitable to a servant of the people, not a master of the people.

This dog thing makes John Kerry stand out like a sore thumb in just one more horrifying way. It is not lost on anyone in this country, and the world, that the only world leader anyone can remember in the history of the world that had a German Shepherd Police Dog as his personal pet and companion was Adolph Hitler.

He was seen everywhere with his constant companion, a German Shepherd named, appropriately, Blondi. This is no reflection, as I said before, on German Shepherd dogs, or on their proper use by our police and military, or even there being used as family pets, but it is a reflection on someone seeking the presidency, who would use such a dog to symbolize how they think and what their basic attitudes are.

This dog selection sends a message of a man too dangerous to have in the White House.

[punpirate]

1. If Kerry has a dog, I hope...

... it's any breed that has the nonchalance to walk up to Bush and pee on his leg. :P

[Lex]

2. Wow, so the freepers are conceding that Kerry wins?

And they are so pathetic that they begrudge him the kind of DOG he has?

[David Dunham]

3. He has a nice dog.

[meow mix]

8. german sheps continually process about 300 percent more info

than just about any other breeds.
(speaking as someone who works with many dogs for a living heh)

extra-super smart.

[Straight Shooter]

4. Fourth most popular dog in the U.S., favorite dog of the police

Yeah, we're all a bunch of Hitler-lovers out here. Uh-huh.

Whatever. :eyes:

[Lindacooks]

5. Hey, you fucking freeps, I had a German Shepherd dog

growing up and they are wonderful, loyal, fabulous dogs. They're also very intelligent, which is why they are used so much as police dogs.

Go cheney yourselves, freepers.

[deadparrot]

6. If we're judging presidents based on their canines...

what's the corrolation between "big tough cowboy" * and cute and cuddly Barney?

[gardenista]

10. Hey, don't be dissin' Barney. He's a Dem. He hates Shrub. You can

see it in his eyes when Shrub is holding him. He's been trying to escape for years. Notice how he won't let Shrubbie walk him on a leash?

[deadparrot]

13. I'm not dissin' Barney!

I called him cute and cuddly! Believe me, I'd steal the little guy if I could. I can't imagine living with those people.

Just wonderng if the freepers believe that their big tough cowboy of a pResident is really, in reality, a fuzzy little black dog.

[Eurobabe]

27. you bet that dog hates *

[snowbear]

7. He does have a dog..

But I can't think of his name right off. He's a big dog, I know that. They also have a yellow canary named "Sunshine".

Those freepers are SINISTER and DISGUSTING! :hurts:

[choicevoice]

9. I think his dogs name is Cym or something like that

I could be wrong...

[snowbear]

14. You're right! It is Cym...

It's on his bio :) ~~ http://www.johnkerry.com/about/john_kerry/bio.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. It doesn't matter to them.

Bill Clinton had a nice, gentle chocolate lab and a cat. Considering how much the freepers hate Clinton, obviously there must also be something wrong with chocolate labs and cats. If Kerry had a golden retriever or a husky or a weimaraner or a St. Bernard they'd find fault with that choice. And God forbid he should have a poodle.

[A Simple Game]

18. And God forbid he should have a poodle.

Naaa, I think the freepers like Tony Blair.

[expatriate]

12. Gee, all those blind folks who had Shepherds as

seeing eye dogs were evil too? Wow.

How absolutely stupid can you get?

These people's brains are so twisted they must look like pretzels.

I think Kerry's dog is named Cym, pronounced Kim.

[Merlin]

15. He'll adopt a greyhound.

That would comport with his image.

[saracat]

16. How pathetic is this argument! They are losers!

[Demonaut]

17. uh, Rin Tin Tin , I thinks that's how it's spelled ..An American Icon

for many years

[incapsulated]

19. Blondi! LOL...

They just make up shit to get themselves riled...

They won't have to come Tuesday, it will be all too real, freepers...

[Morning Dew]

20. Calvin Coolidge had a shepherd

so did Herbert Hoover and FDR.

Jefferson had two bear cubs and Martin Van Buren had two tiger cubs.

James Buchanan had an elephant.

[LynnTheDem]

21. Kerry's "too weak" and now he's "too dangerous"??? ROTFL!!!

Gawd I LOATHE DETEST ABHOR rightwingnuts!

They're just TOO STUPID.

[Stinky The Clown]

22. Wutta hoot!

So now I'm thinking to myself ....... "Kerry's weak"

Yeah, but he has the same dog as Hitler??????? Their idol?

WTF? They want it both ways?

Puuuhleeeeze .................

[ComerPerro]

23. German Shepards are only dangerous

When white trash, animal-abusing Freeper idiots condition them to be mean, ruthless killing machines.

[bklyncowgirl]

24. German Shepherd = working dog

While this pet psychology thing may be a little nutty, I think that a German Shepherd is the perfect pet for Kerry. In fact, if I were to say what sort of dog Kerry reminds me of it would be a Shepherd.

A good Shepherd is highly intelligent, corageous and loyal. Anyone who has ever watched working police dogs--and most of them are German Shepherds or a closely related breed--knows that they are the most incredibly trained animals. Little kids can crawl all over them but once the signal is given to attack, they are relentless. We haven't seen pictures of Kerry's dog. The Kerry's have chosen to protect the privacy of Cym the German Shepherd. That is a good thing.

Cowboy writer Will James once wrote that he'd never gone wrong by judging a man by the horse he rides. OK, neither of our candidates seem to be horsemen but you can certainly extend that to their dogs.

This brings up Shrubs choice of canine companion, the skittery scottie Barney. Barney ain't no working dog. If Bush was really a rancher wouldn't he own something that could help him with the cattle. Something like say a Border Collie or an Austrailian Shepherd? Come to think of it, I've never seen Bush doing anything with cattle (I understand they're leased to provide atmosphere for the press) and I've certainly never seen him on a horse--rumor has it he's afraid of them.

Barney also does not seem to have a huge amount of respect or liking for his owner.

Now, I like Barney but if I wanted my house guarded, I'd go with the German Shepherd.

[truthisfreedom]

25. phreepers. phull of phear.

phooey on them and their dog-hating. YOU CAN'T DROP A GERMAN SHEPHERD AND BLAME IT ON YOUR WIFE... who would ever pick one up?

[auburngrad82]

26. My thought is having ANY dog is a good reflection of a man

Dogs (actually, animals in general) are touted as good judges of character. I've seen numerous photos of Kerry with dogs, cats, riding a horse, etc. How often do you see photos of Dubya with an animal? Certainly not a horse, he's terrified of them. How about Cheney? The only animal that he's ever been close to is the one he's barbequeing at that moment.

It's funny that freepers love shepherds when they are used as police or military dogs to terrorize people, but when someone has one as a pet it's a bad reflection on the person.

[Mizmoon]

28. I had a German Shepard while growing up

You couldn't ask for a more faithful, loving dog. He was also great at eating dinner items I didn't want while my mother's back was turned.

[melody]

29. My GS Cheyenne says NUTS to the freepers!

My Cheyenne (and every German Shep I've ever known) is the world's sweetest dog. If Kerry has a GS that just seals the deal for me!