What will George W. Bush's next job be?

[wysiwyg]

If Bush loses are there any guesses, serious of otherwise, for what Bush will be doing for a paycheck in the coming years?

My guess is that he'll sit on corporate boards doing nothing like he did before the Rangers' deal.

Halliburton's too obvious. Chevron-Texaco maybe? The Carlyle Group with dad?

I'm sure there will be a couple of million dollar speaking fees in his future from grateful right-wingers.

[NewJeffCT]

1. baseball commissioner

He can drive the national pasttime into the ground, too.

[BayStateBoy]

69. How about a reporter for the Texas Iconoclast?

That way he can live and work right in Crawford.

[Generic Other]

83. No, he's going to do a paper route

On foot.

[aldian159]

2. George Bush's next job

will be George Bush's first job.

The man redefines inept.

[trof]

3. "Good morning. Welcome to WalMart."

One can hope.
;-)

[Burma Jones]

4. Comissioner of Baseball...............n/t

[Harlan James]

7. I agree.

Which is sad because I love baseball. It's really the only sport I give a shit about.

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Whatever the warden assigns him

!!

[Ganja Ninja]

22. On a chain gang making little rocks out of big ones. n/t

[auburngrad82]

6. It will be a manufacturing job, I hope

Pressing license plates for the state of Texas.

[Doctor_J]

8. crawford, tx

town drunk/village idiot (double-duty dubya)

[Placebo]

9. Wedding Planner!

Dutifully assembling every mind-numbing detail of Jenna & Barbara's joyful union of man and she-beast.

[JusticeForAll]

10. Edumacator

Just like Al Gore.

He will teaches our childrens about politicals and wurld afairz.

Yeah, right.

[samwisefoxburr]

11. Professional Bitch...

...in his jail cell.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. I am wishfully thinking it will be hammering metal for license plate...

but I believe you have to know your alphabet for that. :hi:

[JusticeForAll]

13. Serious post now...hopefully he will COMPLETE his service to the TANG

when all of the evidence gets released as to his military service!

[npincus]

14. Fallujah Tour Guide

[Arger68]

15. "Ya want fries with that?" n/t

[NicRic]

16. Clearing brush out ,yard work !

In the entire 3 year plus ,the only time I actually seen him do something right ,was the photo opt, of him clearing the brush out in Crawford ! Now how stupid does one have to be to believe a muti-millioniare in Texas ,would not hire someone to do that for them.

[Placebo]

20. Clearin' brush is HARD work...it's...uh...we're workin' HARD...and, eh...

it's hard work!

[Willy Lee]

17. Making license plates in prison nt

[LiberalEsto]

18. Pretzel taster

Segway test-driver
Spokesman for those nifty rectangular transmitters worn on the back
AntiChrist

[rndmprsn]

19. who cares?!

[GOPEC]

21. stamping plates

Courtesy of the TooStupidToBePresident.com store.

[autorank]

23. Wood seller!

[henslee]

24. pretzel endorsement?

[Mr X]

25. Televangelist

[Chiyo-chichi]

26. public speaking coach.

[spinbaby]

27. Stoned slacker n/t

[Rambis]

28. Piss boy

no to good for him. Make him wear a clown suit and clean up after the horses or elephants in the parade. No holding babies though they are scared of him.

[amber dog democrat]

29. Amway Sales person

Would you buy a box of detergent from this guy?

[TexasProgresive]

30. Illiterate, snuff dipping cedar chopper. n/t

[Neshanic]

31. Seeing how he can't speak, being the offical republican mime would work.

[dirtyduck]

32. Shoveling shit in the monkey pen

[Cocoa]

33. after seeing Ashley's Story

I say grief counselor.

Then again, Karen Huges said people would rather have Bush on the front porch with a shotgun, so maybe security guard.

Then again, Peggy Noonan said people thought Bush was more likely to help them fix a flat tire, so maybe tow truck driver.

Who knows? The future is wide open for Bush.

[Ms.Victory]

34. Crash Test Dummy

[5thGenDemocrat]

35. Probably shoveling horse poop.....

at the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

Oh by the way, I am Polly....not John.

[MileHiStealth]

36. US Ambassador to Iraq ... about time he's sent over there ...

or maybe they can re-activate him ...
send him to Iraq ... he's got all
that pilot training ...

[npincus]

TelePrompter Salesman

in Fallujah

[durablend]

37. Ditch digger!

I hear Crashcart is on his last legs :evilgrin:

[Stuckinthebush]

38. He has always fallen up

He'll be placed on a Board of Directors for some group and make a butt load of money picking his nose and cracking stupid jokes.

He'll live to be very old and will be happy with his limited influence and all of his money.

[goodboy]

39. Making texas license plates (nt)

[aden_nak]

44. Gah! You stole my reply!

[goodboy]

46. great minds think alike...I'm goodboy, and I approve this message.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

40. He'll sign a book deal with Crayola Crayons for his memoirs

The George Bush coloring book: "The hard werk o' bein' Prezeedint"

[bigwillq]

41. Crack head (nt)

[spooky3]

42. Kindergarten teacher's aide--reading books to kids.

[suegeo]

43. Being a test subject for a psychology study

I was going to add that he will be adding a few dozen chapters to the "Handbook on Human treachery" (Henry Kissenger, ed.) but hey, it is Shrub we're talking about here.

[eataTREE]

45. He'll become a professional vendor of right-wing crap.

Sorta like Ollie North or Chuck Colson. I can just see him now, hawking videos about how * was right about everything and it's all the evil liberal media's fault that no one believes him. A (ghost-written) column in the Washington Times or some other right-wing rag. Speaking engagements at Bob Jones U. and the National Free Republic Dot Com Convention. Fortunately, he's far too dumb to ever have a radio or TV show.

[David Zephyr]

47. Licking the Rust Stains Off of the Urinals in Hell.

No doubt.

[dkamin]

48. "Tossing salads"

In federal prison.

For a man named Bubba.

And no, not a former President.

[jdonaldball]

49. Dick Cheney's prison bitch

[Zero Gravitas]

50. Never worked a day in his life

before pretending to President, so why should that change after he gets the boot tomorrow?

[pcboss49]

51. Archeologist.... still looking for weapons of mass destruction

[cmf]

52. I thought his lifelong dream was to be baseball commissioner

I definitely remember reading that in 2000.

[hippiegranny]

53. EX - pResident

probably the only thing he will ever do well.

[sakabatou]

54. Hmmm...

Bomb dismanteler
Garbage collector
Scientific guinea pig

[CO Liberal]

55. Inmate

:-)

[baldguy]

56. Registered Lobbyist

for Al Qaeda.

He's done so much for them while he was in office.

[greekspeak]

57. Liscence plate maker?

Do they still do that in prison?

[SammyWinstonJack]

58. Who would hire him for anything?

He is such a miserable failure and has been all his life! Besides, he has stolen enough money as Texas Gov and Pres. to be set the rest of his lousy stinking life! He doesn't have to work, as if he ever did!

[Road Scholar]

59. I know, outsource his ass to Taiwan!! nt

[leftofthedial]

60. making license plates, I hope

if there is any justice.

[iwantmycountryback]

61. I'm sure it will involve hard work

[Robeson]

62. Sucking farts out of used car seats. Well, I can hope, can't I?

[PatriotGames]

Walmart Door Greeter.

[lilsourgoose]

63. TV spokesman on ads for the Outback Steakhouse

I can just see him shilling for their "bloomin' onion"...

[bookman]

64. Couch Potato n/t

[RadiDem]

65. An annoying drunk in a Texas bar, pestering people

[Homerr]

66. Retired - pissing life away in Crawford.

[Iceburg]

67. E-BAY -- Trinkets R' US (Typewriters, Handguns etc)

[fishface]

68. Walmart greeter..m

[Cyrano]

70. Veterinarians have been looking for an instrument to give

elephants proctology exams. I think they've found a job at which Bush can finally succeed.

[moondust]

71. Bum.

No talent, no skills, dependent on others to do everything for him.

[Road Scholar]

73. Not fair. He's already that. nt

[Stinky The Clown]

72. Seriously

I honestly suspect he'll do nothing. Sure, he'll maybe write a de rigeur book. Give a few speeches to the annointed/deluded. But in the end, he'll do what he was cut out for ...........

Nothing.

May he rot in Hell.

[Cyrano]

74. I don't think hell will want him. He'd give them a bad name.

[MrTriumph]

77. If the R party implodes, he'll be invisible

And Jeb will shake his head in disgust.

[VOX]

75. Reality show host on Fox.

A lucky contestant will get to spend the day with the former president playing golf while shellacked, attempting to ride Segway scooters while shellacked, mountain-biking on flat desert-dirt while shellacked, and dropping high explosives into a trout pond.

[danbee46]

76. He'll be...

...house mother for Skull and Bones.

[PerfectSage]

78. Cartoon Character

In a X-Presidents cartoon on SNL, made by Robert Smiegal.
Oh I just can't wait to see it.

K/E 8 Mo' Years :party::toast:

[spanone]

79. CEO Brown & Root: subsidiary of Halliburton

[wrate]

80. He'll be cleaning toilets at Abu Grahib. n/t

[Kahuna]

81. Busting rocks on a chain gang.

:eyes:

[atre]

82. Ding! Ding! Ding!

We HAVE a winner!

[snippy]

84. Junior Prince in the House of Saud. Same as now. n/t