Cheney visits Hawaii in hopes of stealing it for GOP

[GoBlue]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-11-01-cheney-hawaii_x.htm?csp=34

Just loved the headline. Aloha DICK.

[barbaraann]

1. Hawaii has ES&S voting machines.

n/t

[gratuitous]

2. No, he's just preparing his getaway

From Hawaii, he can go practically anywhere in Asia. Heck, bin Laden disappeared into the Asian wilderness, and if it's good enough for his old business partner, it should be good enough for Crashcart, right?

[rkc3]

7. Apparently Asia has good healthcare too. They've managed to keep

bin Laden alive for years, despite his need for dialysis.

[Beetwasher]

3. I Have An Odd Feeling He's Going There To "Fix" Something

Like when the boss makes an appearance to oversee the completion of an important, sensitive project...

[dr.strangelove]

4. To win Hawaii the gop would have to "steal" it

There is no way the polls are right. Hawaii is safe. However, I don't put anything past rove. If this election is close, who would notice Hawaii sliding to the right after two weeks of polls show it sliding. I think we better send a few of those 10,000 lawyers over to make sure rove's hand isn't in the cookie jar.

[Ruffhowse]

5. Who could possibly expect CHENEY to attract votes to anyone? This

man has the personality of a cockroach. I think it's a riot they use him at all. He's really only good at solidfying their base. They are the only ones who can stand him.

[rkc3]

8. Have you seen him giving his speech wearing a lei?

The angriest man in America wearing a lei while telling supporters how they'll be killed if he's not re-elected.

For a moment, I thought I was drunk.

[PATRICK]

9. Hawaii's new volcano erupts

n/t

[trotsky]

6. Rovian mind trick

Like when he had * stop in California in 2000. No way in hell of winning it, but you send the message to the opposition that you think you're super confident in your swing states.