What Will The SLUDGE Headline Be When Kerry Wins?

[Placebo]

I am guessing some b.s. like "DEMOCRATS STEAL ELECTION BY REGISTERING MORE VOTERS"

[Jack_Dawson]

1. "Voter Intimidation Halts Election...Developing"

[zoeb]

2. I think you will see this in the headling..."Stolen" n/t

[cubsfan forever]

3. So true

and they wouldn't even see the irony of their false rant, would they?

Professor 2

[Connie_Corleone]

4. Sludge headline

KERRY DECLARES VICTORY BEFORE ALL VOTES COUNTED...DEVELOPING

[Clinton Crusader]

5. headline

JESUS APPEARS TO *, "HE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING" - DEVELOPING

[PatriotGames]

6. "Osama Bin Laden Appointed Director of Homeland Security"

Could you see it? LOL @ Dunce, I meant Drudge...

[dennis4868]

7. Headline: Republicans in Congress.....

will vote to impeach Kerry for his vote to authorize the illegal war in Iraq.

[Placebo]

8. HaHaHa, good one.

[MostlyLurks]

9. "KERRY ELECTED - DEMOCRACY FOUND AT FAULT" n/t

[nookiemonster]

10. KERRY HATES AMERICA, YET HE'S THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE

developing.....

[Killarney]

11. Hillary Devastated -- Kerry Wins

The right-wing is in love with that dumbass conspiracy theory that the Clintons are working to make Kerry lose. There's no proof and it's just dumb.

[LSdemocrat]

12. KERRY TO FIRE THOUSANDS OF REPUBLICAN APPOINTEES

[MallRat]

13. Here are the two scenarios.

If Bush wins?



BUSH RE-ELECTED IN 270-268 ELECTORAL VOTE LANDSLIDE!




If Kerry wins?



kerry steals white house

[omnithrope]

14. Dunno, but it will look like this: ####BREAKING NEWS !!#####

Drudge is a moron.

[realcountrymusic]

15. The Drudge Report is currently unavailable

due to webmaster soiling his pants

rcm

[jburton]

16. Supreme Justice Hillary 2005 !!!

Or SOMETHING about the Clintons!

[VolcanoJen]

17. MILLIONS OF DEAD VOTERS ENSURE KERRY CHEAT VICTORY

That's what I'm guessing. :eyes:

[robbedvoter]

18. Sharks snag Laci Peterson and Jo Benett from Bikini Beach

and Janet Jackson's boob comes to the rescue

[Dob Bole]

19. "ELECTION WIDELY SEEN AS A DRAW, analysts say......"

That will also be the CNN and MSNBC headlines...

[Pabst Blue Democrat]

20. Most likely

it will just say something like "President Kerry!" and show a really bad picture of him.

[Kal Belgarion]

21. Fraud at Polls!

a la Citizen Kane

[GarySeven]

22. He probably has two pages already made up, also like Kane