Dude, Yahoo News Is Hilarious

[johnkerryyip145]

Here were the headlines on the main page just a few minutes ago. It's like playing the old Sesame Street game "One of these things just doesn't belong here, one of these things just isn't the same":

• Kerry, Bush fight to unpredictable finish
• American, other foreigners kidnapped in Iraq
• Judges bar party challengers at Ohio polls
• U.S. relinquishes last outpost in Korean DMZ
• Ballots from dead voters may be counted
• Governorships in 11 states being contested
• 'Cornhole' catching on beyond Midwest

Now, 'cornhole' is a fun game for drunk college kids, but come on, there are far more important things to report during the next 36 hours.

[PatriotGames]

1. Yahoo news forums are even funnier. It's amazing that some of those

people actually figured out how to get online.

[truhavoc]

2. I live in Ohio and did not know what Cornhole was until I visited

friends in Cincinnati! Seriously, nobody I ever knew played that game..beyond midwest? Catch on here first!

[cheezus]

3. cornhole?

that's not what i think it is, is it?

[rlev1223]

4. is "Cornhole" a joke? n/t

[Q3JR4]

5. I am cornholio!

We now direct your attention back to the regularly scheduled programming.

[Roland99]

6. I need T.P. for my Bunghole!