Last chance to diagnose the BRIGHT RED FACE of the Chimp --->

[Stephanie]

Last chance to diagnosis the mysterious flush. Next to the wife and daughters it's clear his face is ABNORMALLY RED.

WHY?

AND he refuses to take his physical.

[seraph]

1. "Dreamcatcher" Alien infection? (nt)

[Technowitch]

5. Ah the sweet, sweet notion...

...of Shrub with his very own shit-weasel.

You brought a smile to my face, friend. ;)

[seraph]

7. Happy to help a fellow DUer! (nt)

[Technowitch]

2. Gin blossoms

[R3dD0g]

3. Looks like uncontrolled high blood pressure. n/t

[WI_DEM]

4. WC Fields had it too, but at least he was an honest drunk

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. Too much booze and coke

Oh, he is DEFINATELY off the wagon.

[BayStateBoy]

12. I Agree. Most likely is substance abuse over high BP

[Warpy]

8. Heavy concealer makeup in "outdoorsy tan."

He has two large gin blossoms that I've seen clearly in early photos from the Europoean press (where they don't bother to airbrush vain US pols), and possibly is developing a third. Check out his hands for his real skin color.

He's supposed to be tan, not boiled. Oh well. The hands are a dead giveaway to the fact that it's a phony tan from concealer.

[Arcadia1]

9. What are gin blossoms?

Sorry, but I am not familiar with the term.

[nookiemonster]

11. Here ya go..

What the hell is a "gin blossom"?

They’re damaged capillaries in your nose that you get from a skin condition called roseacea. It can be aggravated by drinking too much, which was the case with comedian W.C. Fields. The band got the idea from the famous old photograph of Fields and his big ol’ gin-blossomed nose that appears in Kenneth Anger’s book, "Hollywood Babylon II," with a caption describing Fields’ "terminal case of gin blossoms."

[Warpy]

13. Spider angiomas

that can be from rosacea (in which case they're evenly distributed over cheeks and nose) or from heavy alcohol abuse, when they can appear in small areas nearly anywhere, but most typically on the nose.

W's gin blossoms are on his nose and just under the bony prominence of his left cheek. He may be developing one over the bony prominence of his right cheek.

They can appear long after an alcoholic stops drinking.

[LiberalFighter]

10. He's holding his breath because of body odor

[Catfight]

14. We're sending the Clampetts back to Texas and we're going to

restore dignity, intelligence, and normal people to the WH!

[symphony]

15. kidney problems

I am no physician, don't problems with purifying the blood cause change of complexion color into the yellow/oringe tones?

And this personally typed in by my 9 year-old son:

Bush is the worstest president ever. :thumbsdown:


Go Kerry!:yourock: