Caption the Chimp in WI

[RevCheesehead]

Photo title: The president gives his final campaign speech in Wisconsin.

[seraph]

1. "I'm so fucked" (nt)

[Riverman]

19. Feel Sorry for the little fella!

As a sensitive caring progressive, I acutally do feel sorry for George Jr. He looks like hell. He has tried to live up to his daddy's role model and his momma's harsh criticisms. He just never could no matter how hard he tried. I think deep inside is a sensitive, feeling guy who would rather be out fishing, then dealing with trying to be a "war president." The lies are catching up with him. Poor guy is suffering from major soul loss. Let's pray that he finds redemption and seeks forgiveness!

[Stephanie]

2. He looks ILL.

What is WRONG with him?

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. He does look ill!

Some here have pondered if Rover will run the chimp in '08? I say the chimp won't be mentally or physically able to run for anything in '08, let alone for Pres. Having spent the next four years boozing it up, he will be one fried pup!

[Randi_Listener]

3. He's got a block of cheese

Growing out of his fucking head.

[Mountainman]

4. Pretty soon I can go back to drinking and cutting brush!

[maine_raptor]

5. Pausing to "cut the cheese" while speaking in WI today.....

[tedoll78]

6. Damn.

"Move over, Mr Carter. Now I'm the last President to get no Supreme Court appointees. Shit."

[blue sky at night]

7. wish it was

in his life.....god, what do you do after you fuck up most of the Free World and a good part of the Middle-east?? Just go away!!!

[WI_DEM]

8. I wonder how Dick will react when we lose? I'm gettin' scared.

[kranich]

9. I hope those "depends work because I just dropped a crab cake in my shorts.

[lforbus]

10. Damn, this is hard work..... n/t

[fryguy]

11. so this is how poppa felt in '92

[merh]

12. "It was fun while it lasted!"

"Boy, do I have them fooled"

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Don't cry for me America

Don't worry we won't.

[The_Casual_Observer]

14. I look like a nice guy, but I have just slandered a good and honest man

with horrible lies for the sake of my own chicken hawk draft dodging coke snorting bullshit ass..

[Technowitch]

15. "Woooeee, I'm so lookin' forward to lots of brush clearin' time!"

[DireStrike]

16. Nobody's even looking at me...

[Eurobabe]

17. Even I'm havin' a hard time believin' this SHIT!

[iwantmycountryback]

18. It's sure been a lot of hard work to lose.

[MaineYooper]

20. Mmmmmm, cheese...

Doh!

[Radical Activist]

21. How could God let me down?

I thought I was his chosen servant.

[RevCheesehead]

22. "Four more beers" sounds good to me!

[KansDem]

23. "Hmmm, I wonder where I can hock this flag lapel pin...

...now that I no longer need to wear it?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. That Bill O'Reilly's a smart feller. Things always do look brighter with

a vibrator up your rear end.

[Zero Gravitas]

25. LOSER

[Semi_subversive]

26. Lookit all these stoopid MFs

They think I actually give a shit about them. They're even dumber than I are!

[Daisey Mae]

28. I'M TOTALLY FUCKED......and meanas a cob...SO look out

[pcboss49]

29. "We will not have an all-voluteer army here in Wisconsin"

[LVdem]

30. I soiled myself...

[expatriate]

31. He's aged horrifically since being selected.

I know this happens to every President, but in his case, it's very marked.

It looks like he's trying to sneak a fart to me and hoping the mike doesn't pick it up.

[dirtyduck]

32. President Bush, You Just Lost the Election, What Are You Going To Do?

I'm going to Crawford!

[RevCheesehead]

33. "my brother's getting me a job at Disneyworld"

[steve2470]

34. "Damn, I feel like crying, I need mommy" nt