What should Kerry do when he captures Bin Laden?

[ShaneGR]

I say chop his head off and fed-ex it to Bush back in Crawford. The ultimate classy yet in your face thing.

[Tesibria]

1. fed ex?

if he were going to go THAT route, shouldn't it turn up under the sheets of Bush's bed??

[pdx_prog]

3. TOUCHE!

[4_Legs_Good]

2. Take him to the place where there is no darkness

[Robbie67]

4. classy?

That's disturbing.

I think he should bring bin Laden before a jury and try him for his supposed crimes.

[Padraig18]

6. I agree.

Then cage him like the animal he is.

[Road Scholar]

25. With a pic of the chimpster on every wall, Frank Sinatra music 24/7.

[Angrillori]

12. Like they say in football--when you get to the end zone, don't

act like it's your first time.

Or,

When you get to the end zone, act like you've been there before.

The gist is that there's greater dignity, effect, and power in a situation handled professionally and with dignity, than showboating and grandstanding.

If it is handled professionally and legally, it would be great. Surrogates could point out how Kerry caught OBL after X years, when Bush couldn't do it in three, even when he had OBL holed up in Tora Bora. They could point out how we're safer under Kerry/democrats than Bush/Repubs, and ensure a long lived Democratic gov't.

[edbermac]

5. Put him in a cell with Bush, Cheney, and Rove...

:evilgrin:

[bush equals idiot]

7. Put bush in the same cell with him.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

8. Call up bush and say, "I GOT OSAMA, BEE-ATCH"

[kcwayne]

9. Before or after feeding him pureed pork intraveneously?

[Mr_Spock]

10. Eat his brain

lol

[mikehiggins]

11. Sentence him to live in Crawford, on the Bush ranch, cutting brush

while listening to W talk about terrorism.

No. Maybe it'd be less cruel just to kill him.

[DenverDem]

13. Johnny K will have to dig Osama up.

He's been dead and buried for a while.

<http://www.welfarestate.com/binladen/funeral/>

[clydefrand]

14. I wish I hadn't read that. My stomach gets queasy when I

even read of such brutality anywhere on any one. I certainly don't want the bastard to get off easy.

[freetobegay]

Allow a public execution.

[Robeson]

15. Interrogate him in order to find out if there are any...

...connections between himself, and the BFEE. Then put him on trial.

[rocktivity]

16. Put him on trial.

I'm sure he'll have a lot of interesting testimonly regarding the Bush-bin Laden relationship.

:headbang:
rocknation

[aquart]

17. We must not take him alive. Really.

If we put our hands on him, I don't care what happens, he needs to be dead.

I don't want him on trial. I don't want him in jail and a natural excuse for kidnapping Americans to secure his release.

This is a cockroach. Step on him.

[LiberalFighter]

28. Which of the Middle East countries would execute him...

if they had caught him?

Now it has to be a Middle Eastern country that is Muslim.

[aquart]

29. Resisting arrest.

Or he was dead when we got there.

Or he committed suicide rather than be captured.

Pick one.

We don't turn over control and we don't keep him handy. Just dead and gone.

Probably we'll use an overkill bunker buster and identify DNA. You know, like after 9/11. He's the one we have an absolute right to kill.

[Auntie Bush]

18. Pee on him!

[StupidFOX]

19. Mention Bush's failure to do so... OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!

:evilgrin:

[VOX]

20. Make him watch endless videos of The Chimp's speeches, over & over....

Let Osama suffer the way we have!

Seriously, assuming he's found alive, the SOB OBL should be tried swiftly, and executed quicker. I doubt he'll be forthcoming with any pertinent information. He's been off *'s hit-list for so long now, he's no doubt delegated everything out to his network, anyway.

If he's found dead, he will have saved the world the trouble.

[Stinky The Clown]

21. I pray he kills him

Capturing him means a trial and the possibility/likelihood he becomes a martyr.

Just kill the motherfucker. Dead.

[DireStrike]

22. Public Debate!

Right before the execution.

[bringbackfdr]

23. Mission accomplished

On a swift boat, without the flight suit.

[kranich]

24. A Nuremberg Trial type thing n/t

[Ironpost]

27. A nuremberg trial for the cabal in the white house,

I find them to be criminal.

[Ironpost]

26. I say we lock him up in a secure place and interview, note not interogate,

him and try to understand why they hate us so much, as if we don't know already. And then start work on the problems. I for the life of me cannot believe that we cannot have a peaceful solution to this mess we have with the Arab world. Distance ourselves from the Israelies and start working above board. We have too much candlastine operations going on that we the people of the U.S. don't know about. Only through knowledge and understanding do we have a chance to correct this mistake. More violence will only make it worst. Love conquers all.