tomorrow at the polls you're standing between two * supporters, will you..

[fryguy]

1 - attempt to engage them in a fruitful conversation of the issues (assuming you're beyond the limit of electioneering)

2 - smile and talk about the weather

3 - mutter things like "bush lied, thousands died" "war for oil" "Osama bin missing"

4 - make like jackie chan and insure two less votes for chimpy

[yankeedem]

1. If it is a long line?

Tell them theres a (fill in minority hated by freepers) casing their car. By the time they figure out what's up, the polls will be closed.

Hey, whatever it takes!

[Robbien]

2. Freeper in front, freeper behind? Delay the line!

Two cancelled BushCo votes, what could be better?

[gcomeau]

7. Ummm... and the 10 Kerry supporters behind that last Freeper?

-Grant

[Robbien]

21. Always a realist in the bunch ready to spoil

Just kidding.

:evilgrin:

[quisp]

3. pulling the Jackie Chan sounds fun but...

the inveterate liberal in me will make do number 1.

[yankeedem]

10. all over their wingtips.....

[mourningdove92]

4. Eat a big bowl of beans tonight.

then let nature take its course.

[Tennessee Gal]

6. Beans, beans, the musical fruit........

ROFLAMO!

[seraph]

5. FART. (nt)

[KAZ]

8. While # 4 is appealing...I'll stick with a 2/3 combo. n/t

n/t

[Carolinian]

9. Sneeze 'n cough. Don't cover my mouth.

[The Wielding Truth]

15. Be a nice and good as possible and say Change subliminally as many

times as I can.
Got any_change?
I like the _changing whether. Don't you?
I had to _change quick to get here.
Did they_ change the voting this year?
Politics _change year to year.
I love the changes our government goes through. Don't you?
:pals: :kick:

[symphony]

11. Bring one of those portable DVD players and play

Fahrenheit 9/11. That should get them out of the line!

[SoCalDem]

12. Complain aboout how SICK you have been and how everyone

in your family has had the flu.. Wonder aloud, how you are afraid YOU might be catching it..:evilgrin:

[Rich Hunt]

13. not likely

That is soooo not likely where I'm voting.

[tibbiit]

14. If it is one in front

I will tell them I am cancelling their vote.
If there are two, then my spouse will cancel the other.
hehe
tib

[kerry2win]

16. Why don't you 2 go and

play a game of hide and go f*** yourself

[Kittycat]

17. Tell Them Shrub's Name = 666, and...

If they vote for him, they will be responsible - and the mark of the beast will be placed on them - and god will rain holy judgement on them, and cast them into the firey pits of hell for all eternity.

Then, I'll take printouts from this website to prove it to them:
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

(hee hee.... heee hee - I'm so bad :evilgrin:)

[chaska]

18. I'm Moe...

"Why, I oughta..." Draws hammer back and hits Shemp on the head, then forward and hits Curly on the head.

[mitchum]

19. Ask them to trade their car for a handful of magic beans

seems that they would be stupid enough to go for it

[Contrary1]

20. be glad that I had

the foresight to bring a large capacity barf bag.